Quotes and Voice-Lines by Lulu, the Fae Sorceress

You'll see more with your eyes closed.

Braum: "The heart is the strongest muscle."
Lulu: "Unless it's made of marshmallow, apparently."

Tahm Kench: "Lulu, you're stranger than a puffcap pie."
Lulu: "Puffcap pie? That sounds delicious!"

Lulu: "I'll help you save Teemo!"
Tristana: "Lieutenant Lulu! This... uh... rock is the most important part of the mission. You've got this!"
Lulu: "Aww... I always have to guard the rock."

Let's use all the colors!

A solid giggle should do the trick.

Let's put on our thinking caps! Hmm... hm, hm... ah, I got it!

Go, Pix! You fly on you cute little smooshball.

That squirrel looks familiar...

Never look a tulip in the eye!

There's nothing a good giggle can't fix.

Fae Guide: "Lu, where have you been? Everything OK?"
Lulu: "As long as you haven't seen a mad looking mango, yup!"

Same hat? Same hat.

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."

Garen: "My heart and sword, for Demacia."
Jinx: "My blarg and bloof for bablafia."

Malphite: "The girl always beats me. I must learn her powers."
Taliyah: "Perhaps you should choose Scissors, Malphite."

Hecarim: "The living will fall."
Wolf: "They always do!"
Lamb: "By arrow or by teeth."

Darius: "Remember why you fight, brother."
Draven: "Blah blah Noxus, blah blah strength."

Taric: "Your arrogance is impressive."
Aurelion Sol: "It is the least impressive thing about me."

Miss Fortune: "Cute bird. He bulletproof?"
Quinn: "Cute face. Talon-proof?"

Swain: "Demacia's walls will crumble."
Quinn: "Then I'll have a clean shot at your head."

Sejuani: "We will take Demacia!"
Quinn: "Not the first time I've heard that."

Seeking glory only goes so far. Will glory be there for every failure? Will glory lift you through all your trials? A true Demacian seeks excellence. So when you face death's terrible jaws, you will not falter!

Kings demand you kneel before their heirlooms and unearned titles. Noxus wants you to stand so you can be reforged in a glory shared by all.

You no longer have subjects. Today they become citizens of Noxus. Rejoice at the end of kings. Noxus offers freedom and fortune for any strong enough to take it.

That had the components of a joke, but... it wasn't funny.

What an "interesting" thing to say out loud.

I accept myself as I am. What's your excuse?

What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?

I am evil! - Stop laughing!

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

The only true death is to never live.

What's in my violin case? Violence.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.