The best Quotes from Lucky Luke

Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

Averell Dalton in Lucky Luke - Tortillas for the Daltons

Lucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."

Jolly Jumper in Lucky Luke - The Bridge on the Mississippi

Luke: "The Daltons have a baby."
"The Daltons are reproducing?!"
Luke: "Calm down, it's just a kidnapping."

Lucky Luke - Season 1 Episode 38

Joe Dalton: "It's not over, Cowboy. We will meet again!"
Lucky Luke: "I sure hope so. It was amusing."

Crazy Wolf: "Crazy Wolf finally gave up smoking."
Lucky Luke: "Yep, me too."
Crazy Wolf: "Did you suffer from many cravings?"
Lucky Luke: "Yep - I had to chew on a piece of straw for a long time."

Lucky Luke - Go West: A Lucky Luke Adventure

Thug: "Don't you see I have a cannon? One move from my hand, and you are obliterated."
Luke: "Make the move!"

Lucky Luke - Emperor Smith

Here, savor it you don't get to smoke much at the end of a rope.

Averell: "No, seriously, who am I supposed to be?"
Joe: "You are an idiot!"
Averell: "Oh, okay, that's all I wanted to know."

Averell Dalton

William: "Sorry, I got lost on the way back."
Joe: "Really? While holding a map?!"
William: "Oh, right. How silly. I plain didn't think to look at it!"
Joe: "You.... you... you Averell!"

Joe Dalton in Lucky Luke - Rantanplan: The Brains

Luke: "We need to split up to cover more ground. Joe, go North; Jack, go South; William, go West; Averell, go East."
Joe: "What about you?"
Luke: "Me? Well, I am following you!"
Joe: "Of course. Don't expect us to be stupid enough to leave you alone here!"
Luke: "They really are dumber than I thought."

I'm a poor lonesome cowboy,
But it doesn't bother me,
For this poor lonesome cowboy
Prefers a horse for company.
Got nothing against women,
But I wave them all goodbye.
My horse and me keep riding;
We don't like being tied.

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Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Snoopy in The Peanuts

Positive Quotes

Sometimes, memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.

The Peanuts

Memories Crying & Tears

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck - Season 1 Episode 1

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

Darkwing Duck in Darkwing Duck

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

Amazon

Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

Jan in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 7

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

Life Breakup Grief & Condolence

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 15 Episode 2

What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?

Stella in Winx Club - Season 1 Episode 9

It takes a strong heart to cry, but it takes a stronger heart to say why.

Musa in Winx Club

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy

Paris

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy - Season 17 Episode 13

In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

General Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender

Hope

Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place

General Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender - Season 2 Episode 20

Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants

I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 3 Episode 4

Man, after-work drinks taste so much better than instead-of-work drinks.

Princess Bean in Disenchantment - Season 3 Episode 4

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain in Pinky and the Brain

Funny Insults

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

Pinky in Pinky and the Brain

Pippi Longstocking

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

Abraham Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 9 Episode 19

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

Stan Smith in American Dad! - Season 1 Episode 14

Weapons NRA

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

Klaus Heisler in American Dad!

Animals are my favorite people.

Webby in DuckTales - Season 1 Episode 45

Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck blur
Might solve a mystery or rewrite history
DuckTales - ooh ooh
Every day they're out there making DuckTales

DuckTales

90s Lyrics

You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

Bender in Futurama - Season 3 Episode 17

Bite my shiny metal a-ss!

Bender in Futurama - Season 1 Episode 1

People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.

Princess Bubblegum in Adventure Time

Suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

Jake the Dog in Adventure Time

Jesse: "It really is making her dumber. I can't believe humans dink this stuff."
Yumyulack: "This would be going a lot faster if we had some Mountain Dew."

Yumyulack in Solar Opposites - Season 1 Episode 1

Mountain Dew

From now on, I want nothing but perfect behavior from you two. No terraforming the gym or making pod people or any of that Outer Limits bullshit!

Solar Opposites - Season 1 Episode 1

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

Beast / Hank McCoy in X-Men - Erste Entscheidung

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