Quotes from Lucifer

You see … we were wrong about something else in the prophecy. My first love was never Eve. It was you, Chloe. It always has been.

Being alone and being lonely are two entirely different things. You may be surrounded by others, but do you truly consider any of those people your friend?

Linda: "You're doing it again."
Lucifer: "What?"
Linda: "Displacing."
Lucifer: "No, I'm not."
Linda: "And that's denial."
Lucifer: "That's a river in Africa."

You know, you're gonna have to get much better at lying if you want to be president.

Chloe: "He had a drug problem, right?"
Lucifer: "Only if you consider ingesting millions of dollars worth of cocaine a problem. I call it a Tuesday."

Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat! Open box of excrement in your house? Cat!

Only two reasons to drink alone, brother. Either you're a chronic dullard, or you're trying to avoid your problems.

Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, pornstars, Mexican food."

Delilah: "God, I'm a mess."
Lucifer: "God has nothing to do with your mess. You didn't sell your soul, Delilah, you do owe me a favor."