The best Quotes from Lucifer

You see … we were wrong about something else in the prophecy. My first love was never Eve. It was you, Chloe. It always has been.

Being alone and being lonely are two entirely different things. You may be surrounded by others, but do you truly consider any of those people your friend?

Linda: "You're doing it again."
Lucifer: "What?"
Linda: "Displacing."
Lucifer: "No, I'm not."
Linda: "And that's denial."
Lucifer: "That's a river in Africa."

You know, you're gonna have to get much better at lying if you want to be president.

Chloe: "He had a drug problem, right?"
Lucifer: "Only if you consider ingesting millions of dollars worth of cocaine a problem. I call it a Tuesday."

Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat! Open box of excrement in your house? Cat!

Only two reasons to drink alone, brother. Either you're a chronic dullard, or you're trying to avoid your problems.

Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."

Delilah: "God, I'm a mess."
Lucifer: "God has nothing to do with your mess. You didn't sell your soul, Delilah, you do owe me a favor."

I absolutely love spending time with my family.

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

Not all lies are bad, just as the truth is not always good.

Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover the truth up.

I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through.

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.