Quotes from Lucifer

Linda: 'You're doing it again.'
Lucifer: 'What?'
Linda: 'Displacing.'
Lucifer: 'No, I'm not.'
Linda: 'And that's denial.'
Lucifer: 'That's a river in Africa.'

Linda: 'Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?'
Lucifer: 'The same reason as everyone else: the weather, pornstars, Mexican food.'

You know, you're gonna have to get much better at lying if you want to be president.

Delilah: "God, I'm a mess."
Lucifer: "God has nothing to do with your mess. You didn't sell your soul, Delilah, you do owe me a favor."