Chloe: "He had a drug problem, right?"
Lucifer: "Only if you consider ingesting millions of dollars worth of cocaine a problem. I call it a Tuesday."
Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat! Open box of excrement in your house? Cat!
CatsLucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 2 Episode 4Only two reasons to drink alone, brother. Either you're a chronic dullard, or you're trying to avoid your problems.
Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 2 Episode 4You see … we were wrong about something else in the prophecy. My first love was never Eve. It was you, Chloe. It always has been.
Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 4 Episode 10Linda: "You're doing it again."
Lucifer: "What?"
Linda: "Displacing."
Lucifer: "No, I'm not."
Linda: "And that's denial."
Lucifer: "That's a river in Africa."
Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p-rnstars, Mexican food."
You know, you're gonna have to get much better at lying if you want to be president.
Lies, PoliticiansLucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 1 Episode 1Delilah: "God, I'm a mess."
Lucifer: "God has nothing to do with your mess. You didn't sell your soul, Delilah, you do owe me a favor."
