Quotes by Lucifer Morningstar

Lucifer Morningstar is a character from Lucifer

Quotes by Lucifer Morningstar

Chloe: "He had a drug problem, right?"
Lucifer: "Only if you consider ingesting millions of dollars worth of cocaine a problem. I call it a Tuesday."

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 2 Episode 5
 
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Want an animal to stare at you with contempt? Get a cat! Open box of excrement in your house? Cat!

CatsLucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 2 Episode 4
 
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Only two reasons to drink alone, brother. Either you're a chronic dullard, or you're trying to avoid your problems.

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 2 Episode 4
 
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You see … we were wrong about something else in the prophecy. My first love was never Eve. It was you, Chloe. It always has been.

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 4 Episode 10
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Linda: "You're doing it again."
Lucifer: "What?"
Linda: "Displacing."
Lucifer: "No, I'm not."
Linda: "And that's denial."
Lucifer: "That's a river in Africa."

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 1 Episode 3
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Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, pornstars, Mexican food."

Los AngelesLucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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You know, you're gonna have to get much better at lying if you want to be president.

Lies, PoliticsLucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 1 Episode 1
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Delilah: "God, I'm a mess."
Lucifer: "God has nothing to do with your mess. You didn't sell your soul, Delilah, you do owe me a favor."

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer, Season 1 Episode 1
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