Elfo: "What about me? Nobody cared either time I came back to life."
Luci: "I was disappointed both times. Disappointment's a form of caring."
You know, if there's one thing I've learned, it's when you're stuck in a cave with your psycho mum, the best thing to do is play along.Luci in Disenchantment, Season 3 Episode 1
Luci: "I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate."
Bean: "He didn't say that."
Luci: "Doesn't make it any less true."
Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 4
It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
Bean: "I'm gonna have to kill him or something."
Luci: "Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh."
Bean: "What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away?"
Elfo: "That's hope. That's hope!"
Luci: "You know what we say in hell? 'Hope's for dopes.'"
Bean: "You two sleep down at my feet. I call it the friend zone."
Luci: "Get comfortable. You ain't never getting outta here."