Luci: 'I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate.'
Bean: 'He didn't say that.'
Luci: 'Doesn't make it any less true.'
Maybe reality is the dream and dreams are reality. You ever think about that?- Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 4
It's a lemon, guys. It's what we feed children in hell.- Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
Some might say her cries for help were a cry for help, but I think she was just being an attention hog.- Luci in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 3
Bean: 'I'm gonna have to kill him or something.'
Luci: 'Do it! Do it! Do it! And after you kill him we can hide the body. Then we could join the search party and you and I can look at each other and try not to laugh.'
Bean: 'What's this weird feeling I don't want to drink away?'
Elfo: 'That's hope. That's hope!'
Luci: 'You know what we say in hell? 'Hope's for dopes.''
Bean: 'You two sleep down at my feet. I call it the friend zone.'
Luci: 'Get comfortable. You ain't never getting outta here.'