The best Quotes by Louise Belcher

The best Quotes by Louise Belcher

I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.
Bob's Burgers - Season 4 Episode 7
Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.
Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 3
Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.
Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 10
Kissing is like a fight with lips.
Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 6
Health Inspector: "Is this your parents' place?"
Louise: "Yes, they're down in the bas*ment grinding the meat right now. That's not a euphemism. They're actually grinding the meat."
Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

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Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"
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Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.
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We'll test your meat. If it contains human flesh, anything above the four percent allowable by the FDA, then your restaurant will be closed.
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Bob: "I can't even satisfy you with my kisses. Sorry, kids."
Gene: "No problem. Thanks for the info."
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Bob: "He looks like a child molester. Louise, don't serve him. Let Gene bring it."
Gene: "Why do I have to get molested?"
Bob: "Because he's not gonna molest you."
Gene: "Why?"
Bob: "You're heavy."
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Bob: "There's a line between entertaining and annoying."
Gene: "No! That's a myth."
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Tina: "My crotch is itchy."
Bob: "Okay. Are you telling me as my daughter or as my grill cook? Because my grill cook would never tell me that."
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Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"
Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2
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What? Scott, come on. I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the World.
3
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.
Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!
You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.
For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.
Alex Karev in Grey's Anatomy - Season 2 Episode 7
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A kiss is something you need both hands for.
7
Then he kissed her. At his lips’ touch she blossomed for him like a flower and the incarnation was complete.
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We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.
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