The best Quotes by Louise Belcher

I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.

Bob's Burgers - Season 4 Episode 7

Sarcasm

Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 3

Cows

Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.

Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 10

Kissing is like a fight with lips.

Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 6

Kissing

Health Inspector: "Is this your parents' place?"
Louise: "Yes, they're down in the bas*ment grinding the meat right now. That's not a euphemism. They're actually grinding the meat."

Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

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Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 2

Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

We'll test your meat. If it contains human flesh, anything above the four percent allowable by the FDA, then your restaurant will be closed.

Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

Bob: "I can't even satisfy you with my kisses. Sorry, kids."
Gene: "No problem. Thanks for the info."

Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

Bob: "He looks like a child molester. Louise, don't serve him. Let Gene bring it."
Gene: "Why do I have to get molested?"
Bob: "Because he's not gonna molest you."
Gene: "Why?"
Bob: "You're heavy."

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

Fat People

Bob: "There's a line between entertaining and annoying."
Gene: "No! That's a myth."

Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

Tina: "My crotch is itchy."
Bob: "Okay. Are you telling me as my daughter or as my grill cook? Because my grill cook would never tell me that."

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

Daughters

Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 2

Sarcasm

What? Scott, come on. I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.

Stiles Stilinski in Teen Wolf

Sarcasm

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the World.

George Bernard Shaw

Truth Sarcasm

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

Craig Ferguson

Barbecue Meat Cows

Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends

Cows

You're strong like bull, and smart like cow.

Tahm Kench, the River King in League of Legends - to Braum

Cows

For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.

Alex Karev in Grey's Anatomy - Season 2 Episode 7

Kissing

A kiss is something you need both hands for.

Mark Twain

Kissing Hands

Then he kissed her. At his lips’ touch she blossomed for him like a flower and the incarnation was complete.

F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great Gatsby

Kissing

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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