Quotes by Louis van Gaal

Congratulation on signing the best coach in the world.

Am I the one who's so smart, or are you so stupid?

I've signed a contract with the Dutch national team until 2006. So I can win the World Cup not once but twice.

Running is for animals. You need a brain and a ball for football.

The Bavarian attitude to life suits me perfectly. Why? Bayerns motto is Mia san mia, We are who we are and I am who I am: confident, arrogant, dominant, honest, hard-working and innovative.