The best Quotes by Louis-Ferdinand Céline

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.

Travel is very useful and it exercises the imagination. All the rest is disappointment and fatigue.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Wealth is a nightmare. With each coveted thing we buy, we lose a thing we dream about.

If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it.

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

There are people who have money and people who are rich.

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

I don't care what anyone says. Being rich is a good thing.

If you were born poor, it's not your mistake.
But if you die poor, it's your mistake.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have, that money cannot buy.

You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.

There are people who have money and people who are rich.

Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?

I fear the day when the technology overlaps with our humanity. The world will only have a generation of idiots.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

That's the misery: Stupid people are so confident, the wise ones full of doubt.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Brom: "Because you can't argue with all of the fools in the world."

Women need to be beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid enough to love them.

Monsieur, when a finger is pointing up to the sky, only a fool looks at the finger.

Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.

Momma says, "stupid is as stupid does."

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Traveling is like flirting with life. It's like saying "I would stay and love you, but I have to go".

The world is like a book. Those who don't travel read only one page.

Because sometimes, even when you know how something's gonna end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.

He that traveleth into a country before he hath some entrance into the language, goeth to school, and not to travel.

Traveling is magical, inspiring, and life - changing.

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

It's really useful to travel, if you want to see new things.

No-one who wanders is every truly lost.

You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place.

Nothing gives me as much pleasure as travelling. I love getting on trains and boats and planes.

Facism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling.

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag.

Your laugh is the reason your parents never tickled you growing up.

Jimmy has the work ethic of an immigrant and the personal wealth of the country that immigrant had to flee.

If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.

I will be casting my vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz in the 2024 Presidential Election. I'm voting for Kamala Harris because she fights for the rights and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people. Clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that.

It's been the honor of my lifetime to serve as your president. I love the job - but I love my country more.

I am sorry on behalf of most, if not close to all, of Australia at this point. I'm sorry about Raygun and that we broke dancing.