Quotes by Louis C. K.

Louis A. Székely, better known by his stage name Louis C.K., is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and filmmaker.

Louis C. K. belongs to the following category: Comedians

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It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

Louis C. K., 2017
 
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The whole world is just made of people who didn't kill themselves today. That's whose here - it's all of us that went, "okay, I'll keep doing it."

Louis C. K., 2017
 
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.

PopularityLouis C. K.
 
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I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

Men & WomenLouis C. K.
 
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

Reducing WeightLouis C. K.
 
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What happens after you die? Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you.

DeathLouis C. K.
 
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I finally have the body I want. It's easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.

Reducing WeightLouis C. K.
 
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People say "my phone sucks." No it doesn't! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.

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Now we live in an amazing, amazing world and it’s wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots.

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Whenever you leave behind failure, you're doing good. If you think everything you've done is great, you're probably dumb.

FailuresLouis C. K.
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