The best Quotes by Louie Anderson

The best Quotes by Louie Anderson

Louis Perry Anderson (March 24, 1953 – January 21, 2022) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author and game show host.

This is a family show, so both families never agreed not to be able to behave, like they're at home.

Family Feud - 1999

Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to remember a former host of Family Feud, Ray Combs. We lost Ray back in '96, but he'll be in our memory forever. He was also known for his humor, and was very loyal to our viewers. While Ray won't be around for this revival of the Feud, we will remember him for being part of our family, and we will miss him.

Family Feud - 1999

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We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

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Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 3

Dennis Rodman Las Vegas

Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.

Don Rickles

No. Well, yes - experience.

Michael Schumacher - September 2003, after being asked, whether he won in Las Vegas

Las Vegas Gambling

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Adam Sandler

Man, I really like Vegas.

Elvis Presley

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.

Todd Phillips

Las Vegas Bangkok

I've spent more time in Las Vegas than any other city, almost including L.A. where I live.

Howie Mandel

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

Merv Griffin

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Las Vegas Disneyland Mickey Mouse

I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

Deangelo Vickers in The Office - Season 7 Episode 20

Nevada Arizona New Mexico Utah

Of all the mountain ranges I have climbed, I like the Sierra Nevada the best.

Gaming is the backbone of Nevada's economy.

Kenny Guinn

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Nevada - and that's pretty much the same thing.

While it's not very Minnesotan to brag, I've got to brag on our state a little here: We were just ranked #1 in the country for health care.

Tim Walz - July 2024

I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.

Terry Gilliam

Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
Marshall: "Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota."

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 11

Canada Minnesota

Minnesota, I love you snow much!

Minnesota Forecast. Today: Sun. Tomorrow: Snow. Next Day: Tornado, probably.

Minnesota girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Most places would call it a crippling snowstorm. In Minnesota, we call it Tuesday.

Another way of enjoying Minnesota is to move to Wisconsin.

Wisconsin Minnesota

Minnesota: the only place where I get excited over a lake.

Harvey: "You gonna sit up here on national TV and say 'nekkid', and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it!"
Contestant: "I bet you said 'nekkid' in one of your comedy routines."
Harvey: "You on Family Feud! This ain't a comedy routine!"

Steve Harvey in Family Feud

Harvey: "When people talk about the big one, what do they refer to?"
Contestant: "A man's privates."
Harvey: "Family! I just got this job! What are you trying to do?"

Steve Harvey in Family Feud

Karn: "Name a famous astronaut."
Contestant: "Neil Young."

Family Feud

Dawson: "Name one of the Three Bears."
Air Force Captain: "Yogi."
Dawson: "This man's flying airplanes for us!"

Richard Dawson in Family Feud

Combs: "We asked 100 women, name something women borrow from each other."
Contestant: "One another's husbands."

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Combs: "Name a famous game show host who would make a great talk show host."
Contestant: "Well, Richard... uh, I mean Ray...-"
Combs: "You can call me Richard. Besides, he hosted the very same show I'm hosting now!"

Ray Combs in Family Feud

Dawson: "Name one of Santa's reindeer."
Contestant: "Adolf. "

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Dawson: "Real or fictional, name a famous 'Willie'."
Contestant: "Willie the Pooh?"

Family Feud

Dawson: "Name a popular Halloween costume."
Contestant: "Santa Claus."

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I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids! Wait a minute! That's the wrong show!

Ray Combs in Family Feud - 1988

People say that money changes people. It really doesn't. Money don't change people. Money allows you to be more of who you really are. If you're a kind person when you get a lot of money, you become a kinder person. If you're an a-shole when you get a lot of money, you become a big a-shole. When you see rich people acting like a-sholes it's 'cause they've always been one.

Steve Harvey - February 2021

Welcome to Family Feud! I'm your man Steve Harvey; we got another good one for you today.

Steve Harvey in Family Feud

Thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. That's where two typical American families fight it out for family honor, and a little spending money for the relatives. If I look happy tonight, I am. I just got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!

Richard Dawson in Family Feud - 1975

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