Quotes from Looney Tunes

The best Series Quotes

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes
 
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I am a duck bent on self-preservation.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes
 
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I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes
 
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Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes
 
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So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes
 
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Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

OperasBugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes
 
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Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes
 
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I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes
 
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Bugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes
 
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