Quotes from Looney Tunes

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!

If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.

I am a duck bent on self-preservation.

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!

Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!

Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.

Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...

So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.

Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.

Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?

Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.

Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.

I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.

Bugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"