The best Quotes from Looney Tunes

The best Quotes from Looney Tunes

Looney Tunes is an American animated comedy short film series produced and distributed by Warner Bros. The series originally ran from 1930 to 1969, concurrently with its partner series Merrie Melodies, during the golden age of American animation.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!
If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.
I am a duck bent on self-preservation.
I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!
Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!
Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.
Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...
So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.
Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!
Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?
Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.
Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?
I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.
Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?
For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.
Oh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.
I'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.
Bugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"

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Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"
You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!
Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"
Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"
Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"
The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals and the less I find in humans.
There is absolutely no inevitability as long as there is the willingness to think.
The rules are simple. Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out.
Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color.
Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"
Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!
Announcer in Space Jam
Psychiatrist: "Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?"
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."
You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.
Nerdluck Pound in Space Jam
You ever heard of opera? It's what those rich guys listen to at their banquets. It's all tenor this and falsetto that.
Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!

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