Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesIf you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesI am a duck bent on self-preservation.
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesI know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesHelp me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesOf course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesConsequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesSo you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesGo on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesOkay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesJumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesI'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesDo you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesFor shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesObviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities.
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesOh you're mistaken Mac, you see I'm not 777174, I'm only three and a half.
Bugs Bunny in Looney TunesI'm so crazy I don't know this isn't possible.
Daffy Duck in Looney TunesBugs: "Now it's my turn to do an act."
Daffy: "Go ahead! I'd love to see the audience boo you off the stage!"