Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.
CollegeTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 16Comment
Don't knock long-distance relationships, I really think they can work. I'm juggling four right now. There's Lisa in Madrid, there's Erica in Tokyo, there's Laura in Denmark. And Kelly on 34th street. The last thinks I'm a humble sheep-shearer from Kelani.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 16Comment