They say time and people's hearts are inversely proportional. The more it passes, the more they grow apart. It seems there are some rare exceptions though.
Anita Hailey in Case Closed (Detective Conan)Comment
Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.
College, TeenagersTed Mosby in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 161
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Don't knock long-distance relationships, I really think they can work. I'm juggling four right now. There's Lisa in Madrid, there's Erica in Tokyo, there's Laura in Denmark. And Kelly on 34th street. The last thinks I'm a humble sheep-shearer from Kelani.
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 1 Episode 16Comment
