The best Quotes from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

The best Movie Quotes

These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Bacon
 
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You're lucky you're still breathing, let alone able to walk. I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by JD
 
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Dean: "What the fuck do we know about antiques?"
Barry: "If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple."

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Barry the Baptist
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Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking.

Walking & GoingLock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Bacon
 
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Soap: "I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid."
Tom: "You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles."

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Tom
 
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A minute ago, this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Soap
 
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Gary: "Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?"
Barry: "Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot."

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Barry the Baptist
 
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Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Bacon
 
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Plank: "Ah! They fucking shot me!"
Dog: "Well, fucking shoot 'em back!"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Dog
 
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Eddy: "They're armed."
Soap: "Armed, armed with what?"
Eddy: "Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Eddy
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Oy! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Soap
 
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