The best Quotes from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

The best Quotes from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is a 1998 British black comedy crime film written and directed by Guy Ritchie, produced by Matthew Vaughn and starring an ensemble cast featuring Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Nick Moran, Steven Mackintosh and Sting, with Vinnie Jones and Jason Statham in their feature film debuts.

These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for.
You're lucky you're still breathing, let alone able to walk. I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.
Dean: "What the f*ck do we know about antiques?"
Barry: "If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple."
Barry the Baptist
Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking.
Soap: "I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid."
Tom: "You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles."
A minute ago, this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.
Gary: "Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?"
Barry: "Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot."
Barry the Baptist
Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney.
Plank: "Ah! They f*cking shot me!"
Dog: "Well, f*cking shoot 'em back!"
Eddy: "They're armed."
Soap: "Armed, armed with what?"
Eddy: "Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"
Oy! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

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I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.

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