These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for.
Bacon
You're lucky you're still breathing, let alone able to walk. I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.
JD
Dean: "What the f*ck do we know about antiques?"
Barry: "If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple."
Barry: "If it looks old, it's worth money. Simple."
Barry the Baptist
1Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking.
Bacon
Soap: "I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid."
Tom: "You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles."
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Soap
Gary: "Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?"
Barry: "Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot."
Barry: "Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot."
Barry the Baptist
Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney.
Bacon
Plank: "Ah! They f*cking shot me!"
Dog: "Well, f*cking shoot 'em back!"
Dog: "Well, f*cking shoot 'em back!"
Dog
Eddy: "They're armed."
Soap: "Armed, armed with what?"
Eddy: "Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"
Soap: "Armed, armed with what?"
Eddy: "Bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"
Eddy
1Oy! Keep your fingers out of my soup!
Soap
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