The best Quotes by Lisa Ţepeş

Maybe I can teach you to like people again, or at least tolerate them, or stop putting them on sticks.

Vlad: "I am Vlad Dracula Ţepeş, and I do not get many visitors. What have you to trade for my knowledge, Lisa from Lupu?"
Lisa: "Perhaps I could help you relearn some manners."

Lisa Ţepeş was a woman of science, and the one thing that justified humanity's stench upon this planet.

It is not dying that frightens us. It's living without ever having done our best.

For evil bastards to win power, all ordinary people have to do is stand aside and keep quiet.

History is a living thing. Paper is dead.

You took that which I love, so I will take from you everything you have and everything you have ever been.

Elder: "Would you like something to eat?"
Trevor: "I'd prefer something to drink."
Elder: "Arn, bring our friend some water!"
Trevor: "Oh, the- never mind, then."

She said to me, if you would love me as a man, then live as a man.

Seriously? I'm out of practice, but I'm stone-cold sober.

If you loose an army of the night on Wallachia, you cannot undo it, and many thousands of people just as innocent as her will suffer an die.

So I can find somewhere to piss and somewhere else to sleep.

We know the stories, but sometimes it's hard to separate fact from truth.

The forest is swollen with darkness, as if it would rob away everything, and only moonlight provides a ray of hope. A great legend is about to begin.

I am Trevor Belmont of the House of Belmont, and dying has never frightened me.

But you must always remember that the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

Do not hate humans. If you cannot live with them, then at least do them no harm. For theirs is already a hard lot.

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

Vampires. You like to play with your food.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"