I'll say it loud and say it proud: I'm completely insane.
How many people have a family grave in the backyard? I'm sure I'll end up there, or I'll shrink my head and put it in a glass box in the living room. I'll get more tourists to Graceland that way.
I have a tendency to kick it up. I like to rattle the cage.
I don't do yoga. I bite the hella outta my nails. I smoke, I eat all the wrong food, I don't exercise.
If I'm alone too long I think too much, and I'm not interested in doing that. That won't lead anywhere good, I'm sure. If I'm busy I tend to stay out of trouble. An idle mind is the devil's playground.
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Everybody in the whole cell block
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The band was jumping and the joint began to swing
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Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
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1Everybody comes from the same source. If you hate another human being, you're hating part of yourself.
My fans want my shirt. They can have my shirt. They put it on my back.
Computers may out-think us one day, but as long as people got feelings we'll be better than they are.
If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.
Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's what happens to me. I can't help it.
Values are like fingerprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do.
Take your troubles to the church, get down on your knees and pray!
I am not the King. Jesus Christ is the King. I'm just an entertainer.
I'm not trying to be sexy. It's just my way of expressing myself when I move around.
When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?
Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.
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1I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.
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Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."
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1People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.
Los Angeles was the kind of place where everybody was from somewhere else and nobody really droppped anchor.
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California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.
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New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.
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We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.
All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.
Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.
The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.
I'm retiring as a football player from the University of Tennessee who played for the Colts and the Broncos and was very lucky to have played for all of them.
Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Tennessee - and that's pretty much the same thing.
There are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.
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