The best Quotes from Lilo and Stitch

Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.

Being yourself is the only way to be.

I know, Stitch is the best. I wouldn't trade him for anything or anybody.

I'm sorry I bit you. And pulled your hair. And punched you in the face.

This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good.

Saved the planet, once. Convinced an alien race that mosquitoes were an endangered species.

His destructive programming is taking effect. He'll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he'll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.

It's sandwich day. Every Thursday, I give Pudge the Fish a peanut butter sandwich. But, today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich. I can't give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is?

Pleakley: "The mosquitoe's food of choice, primitive humanoid life forms, have colonies all over that planet."
Councilwoman: "Are they intelligent?"
Pleakley: "No, but they're very delicate. Every time an asteroid strikes their planet, they have to begin life all over. It's fascinating."

Lilo: "You came back."
Stitch: "Nobody gets left behind."

I'm going to stuff you in the blender, push "purree", then bake you in a pie and feed it to the social worker. When he says, "Mmm! What's your secret?", I'm going to say... Love!

This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size.

Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We're getting a dog.

I'll remember you, though. I remember everyone that leaves.

Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!

Oh good. I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!

Thus far, you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience.

You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?

Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys. But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.

It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.

I am the one they call when things go wrong - and things have indeed gone wrong.

We can't do that. That would be misuse of galactic resources.

Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.

You like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?

Don't run. Don't make me shoot you; you were expensive.

Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than a super computer. He can see in the dark, and move objects 3000 times his size. His only instinct - to destroy everything he touches!

Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.

Lilo, if they only liked you because you had a cute pet, then who needs them? You have to trust your real friends.

Wanna play Battle of the Greek City-States? Stitch and me can be the fierce Spartans, and you can be the decadent Athenians.

"He's taken a police cruiser."
"Yeah, he took the red one."