Nobility and heroism is fine and all, but we're in this for the money.Liam O'Brien / Vax'ildan in Vox Machina, Season 1 Episode 1
You can't walk off in the middle of a game of hide-and-seek again. I've been in a barrel for an hour! I fell asleep in there!Liam O'Brien / Vax'ildan in Critical Role, Episode 87
Vax'ildan: "You come on to every human, orc, and half-elf in the entire kingdom, but pretending to be my wife for 30 minutes is too much?"
Vex'ahlia: "Yes, it's disgusting, so no."
Vax'ildan: "You're probably right."
Tiberius: "Vax, what are you doing?"
Vax'ildan: "I'm killing someone, hold please."