Now that our money-bin is all the way filled, I don't think I even wanna describe how many hours it took to get to this point. It's embarassing - even by my standards.
I Became a Millionaire by Only Shoplifting - Hydroneer2
Look at the size of that dart board! You guys have fragile egos or what?
This Is What Happens When a Psychopath Runs a Prison - Prison Simulator1
What kind of play testing you think went into this? Like, "Yup, hard-as-f. Ship it!"
Pogo HARDER LEVELS - Masochism x1001
You might be wondering who I'm gonna drive. That sounds like a five-minutes-from-now problem.
This Is What Going Insane Feels Like
Why do we need to buy this again? My totally legit equipment here has held me over for a whole million dollars. And it's not even plugged in! Oh, technology, you're so mystical...
Made $1 Million in 7 Hours, Ruined a Whole City in One