The best Quotes from Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon is a 1987 American buddy cop action comedy film directed by Richard Donner, and produced by Joel Silver, and written by Shane Black. It stars Mel Gibson and Danny Glover alongside Gary Busey, Tom Atkins, Darlene Love, and Mitchell Ryan.

The best Movie Quotes

I'm too old for this sh-t.

Lethal Weapon, by Roger Murtaugh
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You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

Lethal Weapon - 3, by Martin Riggs
 
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Murtaugh: "God hates me. That's what it is."
Riggs: "Hate him back; it works for me."

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!

Lethal Weapon, by Roger Murtaugh
 
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Riggs: "You don't trust me at all, do you?"
Murtaugh: "Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you."
Riggs: "Fair enough."

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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Leo Getz: "Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam? With a telescope big enough to see Venus!"
Martin Riggs: "I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?"

Lethal Weapon - 3, by Martin Riggs
 
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Riggs: "You want me to drive?"
Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive."
Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal."

Los AngelesLethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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We are partners. What happens to you, happens to me.

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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Murtaugh: "Hey Riggs! You really like my wife's cooking?"
Riggs: "No. See you tomorrow."

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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Murtaugh: "Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
Riggs: "Well, I haven't killed you yet."

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.

Lethal Weapon - 3, by Martin Riggs
 
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Murtaugh: "See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him."
Riggs: "Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived!"

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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Murtaugh: "What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?"
Riggs: "I would if I slept."

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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Murtaugh: "You saved my life. Thank you."
Riggs: "Oh, I'll bet that hurt to say."
Murtaugh: "You'll never know."

Lethal Weapon, by Roger Murtaugh
 
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I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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Murtaugh: "Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner."
Martin Riggs: "My luck's changing for the better every day."

Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
 
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You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I'm an '80s man.

80sLethal Weapon, by Sergeant McCaskey
 
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I'm not a cop tonight, Roger, it's personal.

Lethal Weapon - 2, by Martin Riggs
 
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I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. Get it?

Lethal Weapon - 2
 
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