I'm too old for this sh-t.Lethal Weapon, by Roger Murtaugh
You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.Lethal Weapon - 3, by Martin Riggs
Murtaugh: "God hates me. That's what it is."
Riggs: "Hate him back; it works for me."
I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!Lethal Weapon, by Roger Murtaugh
Riggs: "You don't trust me at all, do you?"
Murtaugh: "Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you."
Riggs: "Fair enough."
Leo Getz: "Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam? With a telescope big enough to see Venus!"
Martin Riggs: "I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?"
Riggs: "You want me to drive?"
Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive."
Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal."
We are partners. What happens to you, happens to me.Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
Murtaugh: "Hey Riggs! You really like my wife's cooking?"
Riggs: "No. See you tomorrow."
Murtaugh: "Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
Riggs: "Well, I haven't killed you yet."
I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.Lethal Weapon - 3, by Martin Riggs
Murtaugh: "See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him."
Riggs: "Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived!"
Murtaugh: "What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?"
Riggs: "I would if I slept."
Murtaugh: "You saved my life. Thank you."
Riggs: "Oh, I'll bet that hurt to say."
Murtaugh: "You'll never know."
I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.Lethal Weapon, by Martin Riggs
Murtaugh: "Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner."
Martin Riggs: "My luck's changing for the better every day."
You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I'm an '80s man.80sLethal Weapon, by Sergeant McCaskey
I'm not a cop tonight, Roger, it's personal.Lethal Weapon - 2, by Martin Riggs
I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. Get it?Lethal Weapon - 2