The best Quotes from Lethal Weapon

Roger Murtaugh

You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

Martin Riggs

Murtaugh: "God hates me. That's what it is."
Riggs: "Hate him back; it works for me."

Martin Riggs

I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!

Roger Murtaugh

Riggs: "You don't trust me at all, do you?"
Murtaugh: "Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you."
Riggs: "Fair enough."

Martin Riggs

Leo Getz: "Those doctors are savages. I mean, where does it say that a gunshot wound requires a rectal exam? With a telescope big enough to see Venus!"
Martin Riggs: "I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?"

Martin Riggs

Riggs: "You want me to drive?"
Murtaugh: "No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive."
Riggs: "Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal."

Martin Riggs

Los Angeles

We are partners. What happens to you, happens to me.

Martin Riggs

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here!

Martin Riggs

Murtaugh: "Hey Riggs! You really like my wife's cooking?"
Riggs: "No. See you tomorrow."

Martin Riggs

Murtaugh: "Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
Riggs: "Well, I haven't killed you yet."

Martin Riggs

I'm only smoking to take my mind off my dog biscuit problem.

Martin Riggs

Murtaugh: "See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him."
Riggs: "Hey, that's no fair. The building guy lived!"

Martin Riggs

Murtaugh: "What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?"
Riggs: "I would if I slept."

Martin Riggs

Murtaugh: "You saved my life. Thank you."
Riggs: "Oh, I'll bet that hurt to say."
Murtaugh: "You'll never know."

Roger Murtaugh

I don't make things complicated. That's the way they get, all by themselves.

Martin Riggs

Murtaugh: "Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner."
Martin Riggs: "My luck's changing for the better every day."

Martin Riggs

You know, Roger, you are way behind the times. The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. Show a little emotion to a woman and shit like that. I think I'm an '80s man.

Sergeant McCaskey

80s

I'm not a cop tonight, Roger, it's personal.

Martin Riggs

I'm Leo Getz, and whatever you want, Leo gets. Get it?

You might like these Quotes aswell

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

Mel Gibson

Women Chocolate

Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.

Mel Gibson

Actors

Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.

Mel Gibson

I don't make things complicated, that's the way they get all by themselves.

Mel Gibson

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Sebastian Wilder in La La Land

Los Angeles

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

Los Angeles

I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

Catherine O'Hara

Los Angeles

Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer - Season 1 Episode 3

Los Angeles

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Craig Kilborn

Los Angeles

Los Angeles was the kind of place where everybody was from somewhere else and nobody really droppped anchor.

Michael Connelly in The Lincoln Lawyer - The Brass Verdict

Los Angeles

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie.

Olive Penderghast in Easy A

Patrick Dempsey 80s Knights

I don't have friends, I have family.

Dominic Toretto in Fast and Furious

Friendship Family

"We have laws for these things."
"Until they fail. Then you have me."

Clay in The Beekeeper

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell in Top Gun

Of all the threats from both your past and future. You've never faced anything like this.

Optimus Primal in Transformers - 7: Rise of the Beasts

There's only one rule in the jungle: when the lion's hungry, he eats!

Mickey Pearson in The Gentlemen

Lions

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

The A-Team

We're not just black, we're cops too. We'll pull ourselves over later.

Marcus Burnett in Bad Boys - 3: For Life

Shimazu: "I want you to find your peace. But a good death only comes after a good life."
John Wick: "You and I left a good life behind a long time ago, my friend."

John Wick - Chapter 4

Your days of fighting to the so-called greater good are over. This is our chance to control the truth - the concepts of right and wrong - for everyone for centuries to come. You're fighting to save an ideal that doesn't exist. Never did. You need to pick a side.

Eugene Kittridge in Mission: Impossible - 7 - Dead Reckoning

I want revenge. I want them to know that death is coming, and there is nothing they can do to stop it.

John Rambo in Rambo - V: Last Blood

Kami: "What do you want, sweetie?"
Alphie: "For robots to be free."
Kami: "Oh. We don't have that in the fridge. How about ice cream?"

The Creator

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

John McClane in Die Hard

You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane.

Max Rockatansky in Mad Max - Fury Road

I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? 'Cause I ordered some pizza.

Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop

The best Quotes from Lethal Weapon

You might like these Quotes aswell

Related pages to Lethal Weapon