The best Quotes by Leslie Knope

Parks and Recreation - Season 4 Episode 17

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Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?

Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation - Season 4 Episode 7

Sports Jogging

One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation - Season 5 Episode 19

If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation

I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation - Season 3 Episode 2

I'm going to tell you a secret about everyone else's job: no one knows what they are doing. Deep down, everyone is just faking it until they figure it out.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation

Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation

I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis, I barf.

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Sushi

Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey sl*tty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!

Ann Perkins in Parks and Recreation

Halloween

There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation

Milk

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.

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Ice Cream

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation

Vodka Tequila

There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food.

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I had to call in a few favors. But if you don't call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation

I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation - Season 3 Episode 13

I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Ann.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation - Season 4 Episode 21

Sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.

Tom Haverford in Parks and Recreation - Season 5 Episode 6

Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let's go!

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation - Season 6 Episode 10

She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.

April Ludgate in Parks and Recreation

Idaho cut their parks department by 80 percent. And Idaho is basically one giant park.

Parks and Recreation

Idaho

The great things about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.

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Youth Risk

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Alcohol Wine

Salad. Salad is by far the best food in the world. Cheap to buy, easy to whip up, and filling.

Mona in Genshin Impact

Salad

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