Quotes by Leslie Knope

Leslie Knope is a character from Parks and Recreation

The best Series Quotes

What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.

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I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.

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The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours.

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I don't want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.

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I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation
 
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We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

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I'm gonna get drunk and then I'm gonna order a three-course meal where each course is made of dessert.

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Everything hurts and I'm dying.

Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation, Season 4 Episode 17
 
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