That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.CaliforniaLeonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 11 Episode 11
Leonard: "I can't believe you've never seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'."
Penny: "And I can't believe you've never read 'Eat, Pray, Love'."
Leonard: "When she comes out with 'Eat, Pray, Run away from a giant boulder', I'll read it."
Sheldon: "At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?"
Leonard: "At the hands of your roommate?"
Sheldon: "An accident."
Leonard: "That's how I'm going to make it look."
Penny: "Yes, I will go out with you."
Penny: "Yeah. Why not? I mean, what do I have to lose?"
Leonard: "Yeah. That's the spirit!"
Penny: "What a cute, little store... everybody's staring at me?"
Leonard: "Don't worry, they're more scared of you, than you are of them."
Sheldon: "I'm not quite sure. It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me."
Leonard: "That narrows it down."
Penny: "Oh, it's not a date, Leonard. It's just a man and a woman hanging out, not having sex at the end of the night."
Leonard: "Sounds like most of my dates."
I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time - it's a vicious circle.Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 4 Episode 8
Oh my god, I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda!NerdsLeonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory
Penny: "Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello."
Leonard: "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough."
Leonard: "Sorry 'bout your car, by the way."
Penny: "Oh no, it's fine. You got most of it out the window."
Leonard: "The poor guy on the bike."
Leoanrd: "Is this the high-IQ spermbank?"
Woman: "If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!"