Quotes by Leonard Hofstadter

Quotes by Leonard Hofstadter

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 11 Episode 11California

Leonard: 'I can't believe you've never seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'.'
Penny: 'And I can't believe you've never read 'Eat, Pray, Love'.'
Leonard: 'When she comes out with 'Eat, Pray, Run away from a giant boulder', I'll read it.'

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 4 Episode 8

Sheldon: 'At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?'
Leonard: 'At the hands of your roommate?'
Sheldon: 'An accident.'
Leonard: 'That's how I'm going to make it look.'

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 4 Episode 2

Penny: 'Yes, I will go out with you.'
Leonard: 'Really?'
Penny: 'Yeah. Why not? I mean, what do I have to lose?'
Leonard: 'Yeah. That's the spirit!'

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 17

Penny: 'What a cute, little store... everybody's staring at me?'
Leonard: 'Don't worry, they're more scared of you, than you are of them.'

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 2 Episode 20

Sheldon: 'I'm not quite sure. It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me.'
Leonard: 'That narrows it down.'

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 4

Penny: 'Oh, it's not a date, Leonard. It's just a man and a woman hanging out, not having sex at the end of the night.'
Leonard: 'Sounds like most of my dates.'

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 5 Episode 9

I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time - it's a vicious circle.

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 4 Episode 8

Oh my god, I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda!

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang TheoryNerds

Penny: 'Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello.'
Leonard: 'Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.'

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 5Nerds

Leonard: 'Sorry 'bout your car, by the way.'
Penny: 'Oh no, it's fine. You got most of it out the window.'
Leonard: 'The poor guy on the bike.'

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 3

Leoanrd: 'Is this the high-IQ spermbank?'
Woman: 'If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!'

- Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 Episode 1Nerds