Quotes by Leonard Hofstadter

Quotes by Leonard Hofstadter

Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 11 Episode 11

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 8

Leonard: 'I can't believe you've never seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'.'
Penny: 'And I can't believe you've never read 'Eat, Pray, Love'.'
Leonard: 'When she comes out with 'Eat, Pray, Run away from a giant boulder', I'll read it.'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 2

Sheldon: 'At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?'
Leonard: 'At the hands of your roommate?'
Sheldon: 'An accident.'
Leonard: 'That's how I'm going to make it look.'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 17

Penny: 'Yes, I will go out with you.'
Leonard: 'Really?'
Penny: 'Yeah. Why not? I mean, what do I have to lose?'
Leonard: 'Yeah. That's the spirit!'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 2 Episode 20

Penny: 'What a cute, little store... everybody's staring at me?'
Leonard: 'Don't worry, they're more scared of you, than you are of them.'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 4

Sheldon: 'I'm not quite sure. It involves a part of the human experience that has always eluded me.'
Leonard: 'That narrows it down.'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 5 Episode 9

Penny: 'Oh, it's not a date, Leonard. It's just a man and a woman hanging out, not having sex at the end of the night.'
Leonard: 'Sounds like most of my dates.'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 4 Episode 8

I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time - it's a vicious circle.

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory

Oh my god, I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda!

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 5

Penny: 'Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello.'
Leonard: 'Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 3

Leonard: 'Sorry 'bout your car, by the way.'
Penny: 'Oh no, it's fine. You got most of it out the window.'
Leonard: 'The poor guy on the bike.'

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Quote by Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory in Season 1 Episode 1

Leoanrd: 'Is this the high-IQ spermbank?'
Woman: 'If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here!'

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