The best Quotes by Lenny Sander

The best Quotes by Lenny Sander

Situations like this with no way out are exactly when you should stand by the people you love.
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 3 Episode 6
I'd either like to be hung up in the woods so Logan Paul can tag me in his Insta-Video, or be buried at sea. And by that I mean, Dan Bilzerian on a jet ski snorting my ashes off a supermodel's back.
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 3 Episode 1
Daniel [eats an unpeeled banana]: "In India, everyone eats them like this. And the internet says that all the vitamins are actually in the skin."
Lenny: "The internet also says, Lady Gaga has a penis."
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 2 Episode 6

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Moritz: "You shouldn't hit people with disabilities!"
Buba: "You mean him or you?"
Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 1 Episode 2
Success doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you a more successful person.
Guys, you may think this is funny, but I make up the 33 percent who hasn't either lost their will to live or is dying of cancer.
Moritz: "And what shall we do? Decorate a coefficient tree?"
Lisa: "Yeah! And then we'll do some lively curve analysis."
Teacher: "Then in the morning, you'll derive the square root out of an unkown number, eh?"
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 3 Episode 3
Because if there's one thing I've learnt about me and Lenny... neither of us are better on our own than we are together.
At most, people only ever say what they want, never what they need.
If you're good to the world, the world will be good in return.
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 3 Episode 1
The key advantage of being a loner is you can change your strategy without having to discuss it with anyone. You can't hurt anyone's feelings. You don't have to worry about anyone. There are no lifelong friends who you still owe favours to. You can put all your energy into focusing on your goal. But the key disadvantage of being a loner is... you're alone. And what good is everything you achieve if you don't have anyone to share it with?
Joseph: "So, what do you think?"
Lisa: "Mhm, it looks like a desktop background."
Welcome to the year 2020, where women can be sexual predators too.
It's only when you lose everything that you realize what you really want.
"Elon Musk wouldn't sell cars without actually knowing about them."
Moritz: "As a matter of fact, that's exactly the core problem with Tesla."
Daniel: "We're the most pathetic dealers ever. We only have virtual money and none of us even drives a cool car."
Lenny: "Mate, what about my Tiguan?"
Daniel: "It's a Tiguan!"
Everything you do has a price. Question is, what are you willing to pay to do it?
In my naivety I always assumed that women would somehow be better than men. But I guess arseholes will always be arseholes, it doesn't really matter if they have a penis or a v*gina.
Always telling the truth is for cowards. Lying takes courage. Lies are simply an investment in your future. Any like any good investment, nothing can go wrong, as long as you stay on top of things.
Can we really trust people who aren't ticklish?
Logan Paul - August 2021
"I'm your mother and I order you to stop buying NFTs!"

- my drunk mother
Logan Paul - August 2021
Good luck trying to cancel me!
I didn't do it for views. I get views.
Logan Paul - January 2018
Creating content to make people smile and laugh, that's what makes me happy.
I will think twice in the future about what I post. Probably three times.
I was disrespectful everywhere: U.S., Italy, France.
Boxing is by far one of the best things to happen to my life.
Love is just a history that they may prove
And when you're gone, I'll tell them my religion's you
When Punktious comes to kill the king upon his throne
I'm ready for their stones
Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary, Album: Born This Way
I'll dance, dance, dance
With my hands, hands, hands
Above my head, head, head
Like Jesus said
I'm gonna dance, dance, dance
With my hands, hands, hands
Above my head, hands together
Forgive him before he's dead because
Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary, Album: Born This Way
I pray tomorrow will be a day of peace for all Americans. A day for love, not hatred. A day for acceptance not fear. A day for dreaming of our future joy as a country. A dream that is non-violent, a dream that provides safety for our souls. Love, from the Capitol.
Lady Gaga - January 2021, about the Inauguration of Joe Biden
Whether I'm wearing lots of makeup or no makeup, I'm always the same person inside.
I'm half living my life between reality and fantasy at all times.
I bow down to pray
I try to make the worst seem better
Lord, show me the way
To cut through all his worn out leather
I've got a hundred million reasons to walk away
But baby, I just need one good one to stay
Lady Gaga - Million Reasons, Album: Joanne
I don’t need to be on top to know I’m worth it
'Cause I'm strong enough to know the truth
I just want it to be hot
Because I’m blessed when I’m in love, and I’m in love with you
Lady Gaga - G.U.Y., Album: ARTPOP
I've overheard your theory 'Nostalgia's for geeks'
I guess sir, if you say so
Some of us just like to read
One second I'm a kunst, then suddenly the kunst is me
Pop culture was in art, now art’s in pop culture, in me
Lady Gaga - Applause, Album: ARTPOP
Yes, that was banana. No one expects the banana.
The tribe said their farewells. Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time. Hope. Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to save his tribe. Stuart felt hungry mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana. And Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead. And they were Off. Off to find their new boss.
Nathan: "[got to hold grip on a bar] All right, eh, come on, admit it. You're impressed."
Chloe: "I am. I'll throw you a banana."
Chloe Frazer in Uncharted
Moritz: "Hey, like, you can just cancel. Say you have diarrhea!"
Daniel: "Do not cancel! You have fantastic digestion."
Lenny: "You think?"
Moritz: "Figure this out yourselves, yeah?"
The idol of an entire generation. We had one million euros, age 17. 300,000 for each of us! And then we just got out - that's it, end of story.
That's the story with Lenny. According to his doctors, he should be dead by now. Which is why he simply stopped consulting his doctors.
I'm actually the most reliable supplier that I know.
Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 1 Episode 2
I thought he was only physically disabled?!
Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 1 Episode 6
Buba: "Do you know what happens now?"
Moritz: "I can get the rest of the money to you soon, I-"
[Buba slaps Moritz]
Buba: "That's the wrong answer!"
Moritz: "I'll give it to you now?"
[Buba slaps him again]
Buba: "Oh, sorry, that was the right answer."
Buba in How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) - Season 1 Episode 2

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