Quotes by Lemony Snicket

All nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day.

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.

Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?