The best Quotes from Legends of Runeterra

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."

Garen: "My heart and sword, for Demacia."
Jinx: "My blarg and bloof for bablafia."

Malphite: "The girl always beats me. I must learn her powers."
Taliyah: "Perhaps you should choose Scissors, Malphite."

Hecarim: "The living will fall."
Wolf: "They always do!"
Lamb: "By arrow or by teeth."

Darius: "Remember why you fight, brother."
Draven: "Blah blah Noxus, blah blah strength."

Taric: "Your arrogance is impressive."
Aurelion Sol: "It is the least impressive thing about me."

Miss Fortune: "Cute bird. He bulletproof?"
Quinn: "Cute face. Talon-proof?"

Swain: "Demacia's walls will crumble."
Quinn: "Then I'll have a clean shot at your head."

Sejuani: "We will take Demacia!"
Quinn: "Not the first time I've heard that."

My bird could beat up your boar.

Miss Fortune: "I'd oughta show you the sights of Bilgewater."
Quinn: "The sights are fine. The smells on the other hand..."

Gangplank: "I don't suppose you've ever sailed, have ye?"
Quinn: "I don't suppose you've ever bathed, have ye?"

Demacia does not forget, and neither do I.

Sejuani: "Bow to no one."
Lissandra: "A shame you value pride over power."

Braum: "Is it the moustache? Who knows!"
Sejuani: "I'll rip that moustache off and wear it!"

Quinn: "I will fight like a proud Demacian."
Sejuani: "And die like a stubborn Demacian!"

Anivia: "A storm approaches."
Sejuani: "Bristle, we're going bird hunting!"

Quinn: "Oh, look. One savage beast riding another."
Sejuani: "Is this the humor of your people?"

Tryndamere: "Who would face me?"
Sejuani: "You should have joined me when you had the chance."

Braum: "How can Braum help?"
Sejuani: "I'll cleave that smile off your face."

Tenor of Terror: "Care for a little song, Lord Veigar?"
Veigar: "Don't use that word! But yes please, thank you."

Stilted Robemaker: "Lord Veigar! Your platform boots are finally ready!"
Veigar: "Uh, yes! The, uh, landing platform! Yes. Good."

Stilted Robemaker: "Perhaps vertical stripes might suit Lord Veigar!"
Veigar: "Why? What are you trying to say...?"

Stilted Robemaker: "Ah darling. Here for your measurements?"
Veigar: "This will be kept... private, right?"

Veigar: "I am Lord Veigar, destroyer of worlds!"
Poppy: "Well, I'm just Poppy, but I'm gonna stop you!"

Poppy: "Veigar, you are sooo scary."
Veigar: "And you are very brave, Poppy, speaking to me."

Caitlyn: "Veigar, I wasn't sure you'd make it on such... short... notice."
Veigar: "Dear diary... Kill Caitlyn."

Call me short will they... Ohhh... Hehehe...

I am Lord Veigar, destroyer of worlds!

Grand Overseer Veigar: "Well, look what the miniature cat dragged in!"
Caitlyn: "Good lord."

Greetings, miniature mortals!

Who's tiny now?

Trundle: "The trolls are going to war!"
Lissandra: "At my command."

Trundle: "King of trolls, coming through!"
Lissandra: "King of nothing, without my aid."

Aurelion Sol: "Hello, Runeterra. Let's rock!"
Trundle: "Me? I like clubbing."

Aurelion Sol: "This... thing makes humans look smart."
Trundle: "What thing? Where?!"

And I thought I was the troll.

One troll to rule 'em all!

Garen: "Why have we never sparred, Fiora?"
Fiora: "The outcome was obvious."

Katarina: "We'll dance through the enemy."
Fiora: "And see what's left."

Sorrow without action is weakness.

Light a candle for every betrayal, and the world burns.

Kalista: "We have all learned hard lessons, Lucian."
Lucian: "Leave, before I teach you another."

Every betrayal sharpens our resolve!

Lee Sin: "I smelled you long before you arrived."
Fizz: "I'll take that as a compliment!"

Lee Sin: "I take no pleasure in fighting a child."
Fizz: "Me neither. I'm like at least twice your age."

What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?

I've got friends in high places.

Who wants a treat? Bristle wants a treat? Not until we've trampled our foes to dust!

The only true death is to never live.

If you want me to hit you less, die sooner!