The best Quotes by Lee Jordan

The best Quotes by Lee Jordan

Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years but she still won't go out with me.
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Gryffindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle - Flint alongside her - poke him in the eye, Angelina - it was a joke, professor, it was a joke.
Lee Jordan: "Thirty-zero! Take that, you dirty, cheating -"
Minerva McGonagall: "Jordan, if you can't commentate in an unbiased way -!"
Lee Jordan: "I'm telling it like it is, Professor!"
Ha haaa! Too bad, boys! You'll need to get up earlier than that to beat a Firebolt!
More evidence, as if it were needed, of the fact that Muggle slaughter is becoming little more than a recreational sport under the new regime.
"'Support Harry Potter parties' are unwise in the present climate."
"Indeed they are, Romulus," said Lee, "so we suggest that you continue to show your devotion to the man with the lightning scar by listening to Potterwatch!"
"I suppose it helps, when escaping from Death Eaters, if you've got a sixteen-foot-high half-brother?" asked Lee.
"It would tend to give you an edge," agreed Lupin gravely.
"You cheating scum!" Lee Jordan was howling into the megaphone, dancing out of Professor McGonagall's reach. "you filthy, cheating b-"
Brilliant! Inspired! What an entrance! Flying a car right into the Whomping Willow, people'll be talking about that one for years.
Exploding Snap's got nothing to do with Defence Against the Dark Arts, Professor! That's not information relating to your subject!
Lee Jordan: "Look at that Firebolt go! Potter's really putting it through its paces now. See it turn - Chang's Comet is just no match for it. The Firebolt's precision-balance is really noticeable in these long -"
Minerva McGonagall: "Jordan! Are you being paid to advertise Firebolts? Get on with the commentary!"
Isn't it obvious all this stuff's coming from Slytherin? The Heir of Slytherin, the monster of Slytherin - why don't they just chuck all the Slytherins out?
Listeners, I'd like to invite you now to join us in a second's silence in memory of Ted Tonks, Dirk Cresswell, Bathilda Bagshot, Gornuk, and the unnamed, but no less regretted, Muggles murdered by the Death Eaters.
"And here are the Gryffindors!" yelled Lee Jordan, who was acting as a commentator as usual. "Potter, Bell, Johnson, Spinnet, Weasley, Weasley and Wood. Widely aknowledged as the best side Hogwarts has seen in a good few years.
And here come the Slytherin team, led by captain Flint. He's made some changes in the line-up and seems to be going for size rather than skill.
"Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So - after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating -"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean after that open and revolting foul -"
"Jordan, I'm warning you -"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure."

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Umbridge: "Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so difficult to come by."
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