Quotes by Lee Jordan

Lee Jordan is a character from Harry Potter

The best Series Quotes

Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years but she still won't go out with me.

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Gryffindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle - Flint alongside her - poke him in the eye, Angelina - it was a joke, professor, it was a joke.

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 
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Lee Jordan: "Thirty-zero! Take that, you dirty, cheating -"
Minerva McGonagall: "Jordan, if you can't commentate in an unbiased way -!"
Lee Jordan: "I'm telling it like it is, Professor!"

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 
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Ha haaa! Too bad, boys! You'll need to get up earlier than that to beat a Firebolt!

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 
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More evidence, as if it were needed, of the fact that Muggle slaughter is becoming little more than a recreational sport under the new regime.

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
 
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"'Support Harry Potter parties' are unwise in the present climate."
"Indeed they are, Romulus," said Lee, "so we suggest that you continue to show your devotion to the man with the lightning scar by listening to Potterwatch!"

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
 
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"I suppose it helps, when escaping from Death Eaters, if you've got a sixteen-foot-high half-brother?" asked Lee.
"It would tend to give you an edge," agreed Lupin gravely.

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
 
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"You cheating scum!" Lee Jordan was howling into the megaphone, dancing out of Professor McGonagall's reach. "you filthy, cheating b-"

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 
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"And here are the Gryffindors!" yelled Lee Jordan, who was acting as a commentator as usual. "Potter, Bell, Johnson, Spinnet, Weasley, Weasley and Wood. Widely aknowledged as the best side Hogwarts has seen in a good few years.

Hogwarts, Gryffindor, QuidditchLee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 
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And here come the Slytherin team, led by captain Flint. He's made some changes in the line-up and seems to be going for size rather than skill.

SlytherinLee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 
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"Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So - after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating -"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean after that open and revolting foul -"
"Jordan, I'm warning you -"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure."

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
 
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Lee Jordan: "Look at that Firebolt go! Potter's really putting it through its paces now. See it turn - Chang's Comet is just no match for it. The Firebolt's precision-balance is really noticeable in these long -"
Minerva McGonagall: "Jordan! Are you being paid to advertise Firebolts? Get on with the commentary!"

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
 
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Isn't it obvious all this stuff's coming from Slytherin? The Heir of Slytherin, the monster of Slytherin - why don't they just chuck all the Slytherins out?

SlytherinLee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
 
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Exploding Snap's got nothing to do with Defence Against the Dark Arts, Professor! That's not information relating to your subject!

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Brilliant! Inspired! What an entrance! Flying a car right into the Whomping Willow, people'll be talking about that one for years.

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
 
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Listeners, I'd like to invite you now to join us in a second's silence in memory of Ted Tonks, Dirk Cresswell, Bathilda Bagshot, Gornuk, and the unnamed, but no less regretted, Muggles murdered by the Death Eaters.

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
 
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