The best Quotes by Lee Jordan

Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years but she still won't go out with me.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Gryffindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle - Flint alongside her - poke him in the eye, Angelina - it was a joke, professor, it was a joke.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Lee Jordan: "Thirty-zero! Take that, you dirty, cheating -"
Minerva McGonagall: "Jordan, if you can't commentate in an unbiased way -!"
Lee Jordan: "I'm telling it like it is, Professor!"

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ha haaa! Too bad, boys! You'll need to get up earlier than that to beat a Firebolt!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

More evidence, as if it were needed, of the fact that Muggle slaughter is becoming little more than a recreational sport under the new regime.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"'Support Harry Potter parties' are unwise in the present climate."
"Indeed they are, Romulus," said Lee, "so we suggest that you continue to show your devotion to the man with the lightning scar by listening to Potterwatch!"

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"I suppose it helps, when escaping from Death Eaters, if you've got a sixteen-foot-high half-brother?" asked Lee.
"It would tend to give you an edge," agreed Lupin gravely.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Rubeus Hagrid

"You cheating scum!" Lee Jordan was howling into the megaphone, dancing out of Professor McGonagall's reach. "you filthy, cheating b-"

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Draco Malfoy

Brilliant! Inspired! What an entrance! Flying a car right into the Whomping Willow, people'll be talking about that one for years.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Exploding Snap's got nothing to do with Defence Against the Dark Arts, Professor! That's not information relating to your subject!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Dolores Umbridge

Lee Jordan: "Look at that Firebolt go! Potter's really putting it through its paces now. See it turn - Chang's Comet is just no match for it. The Firebolt's precision-balance is really noticeable in these long -"
Minerva McGonagall: "Jordan! Are you being paid to advertise Firebolts? Get on with the commentary!"

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Isn't it obvious all this stuff's coming from Slytherin? The Heir of Slytherin, the monster of Slytherin - why don't they just chuck all the Slytherins out?

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Slytherin

Listeners, I'd like to invite you now to join us in a second's silence in memory of Ted Tonks, Dirk Cresswell, Bathilda Bagshot, Gornuk, and the unnamed, but no less regretted, Muggles murdered by the Death Eaters.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"And here are the Gryffindors!" yelled Lee Jordan, who was acting as a commentator as usual. "Potter, Bell, Johnson, Spinnet, Weasley, Weasley and Wood. Widely aknowledged as the best side Hogwarts has seen in a good few years.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Hogwarts Gryffindor Quidditch

And here come the Slytherin team, led by captain Flint. He's made some changes in the line-up and seems to be going for size rather than skill.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Slytherin

"Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So - after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating -"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean after that open and revolting foul -"
"Jordan, I'm warning you -"
"All right, all right. Flint nearly kills the Gryffindor Seeker, which could happen to anyone, I'm sure."

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

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Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Courage Light

When dreaming we enter a world, that's entirely our own.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Dreaming

A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Children & Childhood Hearing & Listening

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

You think the dead we loved ever truly leave us? You think we don’t recall them more clearly than ever in times of great trouble? Your father is alive in you, Harry, and shows himself plainly when you have need of him.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Memories Death Grief & Condolence

This may bring her number of actual predictions to two... I should give her a raise.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

You can exist without your soul, you know, as long as your brain and heart are still working. But you’ll have no sense of self anymore, no memory, no... anything. There's no chance at all of recovery. You'll just exist. As an empty shell.

Remus Lupin in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Soul

The ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them in here.

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Grief & Condolence Day of the Dead

"I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now."
"A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year."

Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ron Weasley Muggles Telephones

Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. "After all this time?"
"Always", said Snape.

Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.

Remus Lupin in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Values

But he was home. Hogwarts was the first and best home he had known. He and Voldemort and Snape, the abandoned boys, had all found home here.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Home Hogwarts

Albus Severus, you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Severus Snape Albus Dumbledore Albus Severus Potter Slytherin

"You - will - never - touch - our - children - again!" screamed Mrs. Weasley. Bellatrix laughed, the same exhilarated laugh her cousin Sirius had given as he toppled backwards through the veil, and suddenly Harry knew what was going to happen before it did. Molly's curse soared beneath Bellatrix's outstretched arm and hit her squarely in the chest, directly over her heart.

Molly Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Bellatrix Lestrange

You're the weak one. And you'll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Voldemort / Tom Riddle

We've all got both light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Morality

Ron: "One person couldn't feel all that. They'd explode."
Hermione: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!"

Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Ron Weasley

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Character Decisions

"Follow the spiders"... Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Spiders

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Names

Never be ashamed, there's some who'll hold it against you, but they're not worth botherin' with.

Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Slughorn: "Dear fellow, however did you manage to kill it?"
Hagrid: "Kill it? Me oldest friend, he was."

Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Neville Longbottom Funny Insults

You like the Weasleys, don't you, Potter? Spend holidays there and everything, don't you? Can't see how you stand the stink, but I suppose when you've been dragged up by Muggles, even the Weasley's hovel smells OK.

Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Muggles

Hagrid: "Bit o' fresh air, yeh know?"
Umbridge: "Yes, as gamekeeper fresh air must be so difficult to come by."

Dolores Umbridge in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Rubeus Hagrid Air

Well, it looks as though Hogwarts will shortly be a Weasley-free zone, doesn't it?

Dolores Umbridge in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

A lot of people say that Slytherins and Gryffindors represent two sides of the same coin.

Joanne K. Rowling in Wizarding World

Gryffindor Slytherin

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Dreaming

Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

Joanne K. Rowling

Hogwarts

If you're not in Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you, but no pressure.

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Gryffindor

Neville will play Quidditch for England before Hagrid lets Dumbledore down.

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Rubeus Hagrid Neville Longbottom Quidditch

...yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Kindness

Well, it may have escaped your notice, but life isn't fair.

Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Life

"Me?", said Hermione, "Books and cleverness. There are more important things: friendship and bravery."

Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Courage Friendship

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