Quotes by Leauge of Legends Champions

It's not that I fear you Hecarim... I just hate to put a good horse down.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.

I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair, sagging flesh, always going on about brains... ring any bells?

Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.

Welcome to the party, try the punch.

We're either gonna do this the hard way or... oh, wait no, there's just the hard way.

When you dance with Death, lead.

If PETA asks, this fur is fake.

Never lost a fair game, or played one. Cheater's just a fancy word for winner.

Do you have a rocket in your pocket?

Ah, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.

Nature is the truest form of balance, eat and avoid being eaten.

[Burps] I think a voidling just came out.

I make cold look hot.

I consider 'frigid' a compliment.

I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him 'down'.

Yes, they make shurikens this small.

Yes, it's true. For only 2.95 a minute I will leave you breathless.

Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements?' Because, if you can't 'heal 'em' or 'cure 'em', you 'bury 'em!'

I always let door-to-door merchants in, I just don't let them out.

I hear man likes a lady with legs.

The chicken or the egg? Actually, I came first.

I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, I regret that.

The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.

Is it hot here, or is it just me?

Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of pain.

If light travels so far, how come it's never caught a ninja?

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

Who let the dogs out? Wuff, wuff.

Imagine if I had a real weapon!

Let's end this quickly, I need to use the little soldier's room.

No, really. Put that apple on your head!

You can't milk those!

So many noobs, will matchmaking ever find true balance?

I know what makes them tick, I know how to make their ticking stop.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Blindness is not impairment against a smelly enemy.

I like my enemies to ways, dead or about to be.

I 'garen'tee it, get it?

I put the 'go' in golem. That was humor, other golems find that to be appropriately funny.

Yes, that was banana. No one expects the banana.

Watch your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself respawning at home.

I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.

For my next trick, I'll make the lifebar disappear.

Take a good look, it's the last you're going to get.

The unseen blade is the deadliest.

I haven't got a brain and soon neither will you.

Punch first, ask questions while punching.