Quotes and Sayings about Laziness

My ambition is handicapped by laziness.

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today - for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

Most people don't have that willingness to break bad habits. They have a lot of excuses and they talk like victims.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

It's amazing how productive doing nothing can be.

Can't spell inspiration without procrastination.

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put pants on.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants...

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy.

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.

Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.

To me, the very definition of the word "broken" suggests that something can be fixed.

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.

Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.

Stop pitying yourself. Pity yourself, and life becomes an endless nightmare.

Anyone who thinks they're indispensible is fooling themselves.

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

They talk of the dignity of work. The dignity is in leisure.

I actually thought that sharing a flat with my best friend would be a great idea.
Now it's 5 pm and we're sitting on camping-chairs in our living room and eat popcorn for breakfast.

The guys and I ate stuff from the fridge in our shared apartment for five years and we're still alive. Whatever's in that Corona vaccine can't be more dangerous.

If believing in yourself and going after what you want in life and realising your worth is ruthless and selfish, then I'm definitely ruthless and selfish.

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man.

There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.

Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna f*ck in the first place?

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose.

The most valuable possession you can own is an open heart. The most powerful weapon you can be is an instrument of peace.

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

You've got to have fun in life. Otherwise, wow - imagine life without fun.

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop.