Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a lawyer.“Lisa: "What was your booth for again?"
Tom: "It was free legal advice. I'm a lawyer."
Lisa: "So you are a creep."Those who understand the rules can delineate boundaries, and identify gray areas.Lawyers are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.We're lawyers. Managing risk is what we do.Attorneys are human. They're different from judges and prosecutors. We all add the legal field, but while judges and prosecutors work to safeguard the law, attorneys work to shield the people.Phillip Banks: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
Will: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
Phillip Banks: "Yes, son, I really do."
Will: "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it.Lawyer, Italian... then broads must be endless!We educated, privileged lawyers have a professional and moral duty to represent the underrepresented in our society, to ensure that justice exists for all, both legal and economic justice.I'm a lawyer. I go for due process; I go for fairness and equity - these values mean a lot to me.If I wasn't a musician, I'd take up the law. They are the rottenest, wealthiest people in America.Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. 
