Quotes about Lawyers, Advocates and Attorneys

Lisa: "What was your booth for again?"
Tom: "It was free legal advice. I'm a lawyer."
Lisa: "So you are a creep."

Those who understand the rules can delineate boundaries, and identify gray areas.

Lawyers are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

We're lawyers. Managing risk is what we do.

Attorneys are human. They're different from judges and prosecutors. We all add the legal field, but while judges and prosecutors work to safeguard the law, attorneys work to shield the people.

Phillip Banks: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
Will: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
Phillip Banks: "Yes, son, I really do."
Will: "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"

A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it.

Lawyer, Italian... then broads must be endless!

We educated, privileged lawyers have a professional and moral duty to represent the underrepresented in our society, to ensure that justice exists for all, both legal and economic justice.

I'm a lawyer. I go for due process; I go for fairness and equity - these values mean a lot to me.

If I wasn't a musician, I'd take up the law. They are the rottenest, wealthiest people in America.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a lawyer.

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

Justice comes from vengeance but justice only breeds more vengeance.

Do not seek revenge and call it justice.

Justice is a weapon. It can be used to cause harm, but it cannot protect or save others.

Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future. And we are all mortal.

We fight believing in our own justice. But if the enemy is doing the same thing, who's right?

True peace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

Things are tough all over, cupcake. An' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike... except in California.

All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.

In the little world in which children have their existence, there is nothing so finely perceived and so finely felt, as injustice.

Time has a way of shedding light on injustices.

So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets.

Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law.

In civilized life, law floats in a sea of ethics.

Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.

On a very special night every year, legend has it that a jolly old man in a red suit flies through the air and brings gifts, laughter, and joy to children everywhere.

If you're suggesting that we escalate this from a verbal exchange to a physical one, I accept.

Can't change the world by following all the rules.

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

Woman: "Got some lady lawyer here."
Ingrid: "You can just say 'lawyer'."

This is the best gift ever. Drama that's not mine.

Even if other people say it's not, if you say it's love, it's love.

Carlton: "Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume."
Will: "You better buy the mask first!"

Will: "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
Carlton: "I don't have a date."
Will: "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet!"

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

Come on. Let’s see how much we’re going for on eBay.

If he harms my family, I'll put him back in prison. Or his grave, like his mother and sister.

There's no better way to destroy someone's life than to uncover their secrets.

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

When everyone at school is speaking one language, and a lot of your classmates' parents also speak it, and you go home and see that your community is different -there is a sense of shame attached to that. It really takes growing up to treasure the specialness of being different.

I think one country with nuclear weapons is one country too many.

I'm thankful for each and every day. We never know when time is up.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

Women have problem areas in a way that men don't. We have big hips and muffin tops. Men just have the thing where they create wars and wreak havoc all over the globe.

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.