Lisa: "What was your booth for again?"
Tom: "It was free legal advice. I'm a lawyer."
Lisa: "So you are a creep."
Those who understand the rules can delineate boundaries, and identify gray areas.RulesAlhaitham in Genshin Impact
Lawyers are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.Nuclear WeaponsDanny DeVito
We're lawyers. Managing risk is what we do.Ingrid Yun in Partner Track, Season 1
Attorneys are human. They're different from judges and prosecutors. We all add the legal field, but while judges and prosecutors work to safeguard the law, attorneys work to shield the people.Extraordinary Attorney Woo, Season 1
Phillip Banks: "Going to college isn't just about finding a job. It's about finding yourself, and finding what you do best that makes a contribution to the community. It shouldn't be just about money."
Will: "You really believe that, Uncle Phil?"
Phillip Banks: "Yes, son, I really do."
Will: "Then how do you explain becoming a lawyer?"
A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400. He's a law student, so he probably doesn't need it.eBayJay Leno
Lawyer, Italian... then broads must be endless!ItalyCésar Lazcano in Who Killed Sara?, Season 1 Episode 1
We educated, privileged lawyers have a professional and moral duty to represent the underrepresented in our society, to ensure that justice exists for all, both legal and economic justice.Sonia Sotomayor
I'm a lawyer. I go for due process; I go for fairness and equity - these values mean a lot to me.JusticeMohamed ElBaradei
If I wasn't a musician, I'd take up the law. They are the rottenest, wealthiest people in America.Chuck Berry
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.Will Rogers
Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a lawyer.Jessi Klein
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.Charles Dickens