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Prison sentences are a lot like penises. If they're used correctly, even a short one can do the trick... is a rumor I have heard.

John Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Mandatory Minimums
 
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Home improvement stores are a lethal combination of everything that can ruin a relationship: Spending money, reconciling tastes, long-term planning and fluorescent lighting.

John Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Home Depot Commercial
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9 out of the top 10 drug makers spent more on marketing, than they did on research. Drug companies are a bit like highschool boyfriends. They're much more concerned with getting inside you, than being effective once they're in there.

High SchoolJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Marketing to Doctors
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The only problem is, Budweiser is one of FIFA's key sponsors. And they sell a product they reflexivly insist on calling 'beer'.

BeerJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight, World Cup Excitement
 
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Mexico... or as you may know it: Spicy Canada.

MexicoJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight
 
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