Quotes by Larry David

Lawrence Gene David is an American comedian, writer, actor, director, and television producer. He and Jerry Seinfeld created the television series Seinfeld, of which David was the head writer and executive producer from Seasons 1-7.

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Quote by Larry David

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

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Quote by Larry David

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

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Quote by Larry David

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Seduction, Men & Women
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Quote by Larry David

I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.

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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

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