Quotes by Larry David

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.