The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.
Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of physical evidence we have that people are still thinking.
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Jerry: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry: "That's worse."
Jerry: "Ugh. The four worst words in the English language."
George: "That or 'Whose bra is this?'"
Jerry: "That's worse."
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Women don't respect salad eaters.
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This woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her.
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Jerry: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."
Jerry: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."
Mr. Peterman: "Elaine, can you keep a secret?"
Elaine: "No sir, I can't."
Elaine: "No sir, I can't."
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Jerry: "You can't over-dry."
George: "Why not?"
Jerry: "Same reason you can't over-wet."
Jerry: "You can't over-dry."
George: "Why not?"
Jerry: "Same reason you can't over-wet."
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Jerry: "Why?"
George: "Because it's the mature and adult thing to do."
Jerry: "How does that affect me?"
Jerry: "Why?"
George: "Because it's the mature and adult thing to do."
Jerry: "How does that affect me?"
I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.
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No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.
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5There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.
Grüner Kobold in Spider-Man
2If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York
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That doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap
That doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap
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