Quotes by Larry Bloom

Larry Bloom is a character from Orange Is the New Black

Quotes by Larry Bloom

Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Season 1 Episode 8
 
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Or I look single, 34 and single, which must mean there's something wrong with me. Like, you keep large reptiles in tanks, or I have a very special relationship with my mother.

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Season 1 Episode 7
 
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Well, I'm just gonna go jerk off then. For the 500th time today.

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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Guard: "Inmate, step away from the machine."
Larry: "He just called you 'inmate'."
Guard: "You too, sir."
Larry: "Sorry."

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Larry: "Where would you like me to put it then, Piper?"
Piper: "Up your ass."
Larry: "There's no room. Apparently, my head's already up there."

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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