A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Quotes about Lana Turner
Thomas, if you is a mouse catcher, I'm Lana Turner, which I ain't. The trouble with you is you is gettin' too old to catch mice. So I has decided to bring in a new and younger cat. Step up here and meet a real mouse catcher. Oh, Lightning!
Mammy Two Shoes in Tom and Jerry