The best Quotes by Lalo Salamanca

The best Quotes by Lalo Salamanca

Eduardo "Lalo" Salamanca is a fictional character in the AMC television series Better Call Saul, which is a prequel to Breaking Bad. Lalo, who was created by Peter Gould and screenwriter Gordon Smith, and is portrayed by Tony Dalton, is introduced in the show's fourth season.

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5

California New Mexico

Let them keep believing I'm dead. So much the better. It was the chicken man. That coward sat up there in the north while his paramilitaries came into my home.

Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 1

I get my best ideas when everybody else is asleep.

Better Call Saul - Season 5 Episode 10

I'm just here to lend a helping hand, you know, make sure the business is running in order. I got a good head for numbers. But listen, don't even worry. It's gonna be like I'm not even here.

Better Call Saul - Season 4 Episode 8

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Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

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If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.

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I wasn't there when the meth was cooked. I wasn't there when it was sold. I didn't witness any of the murders, but I damn well knew what was happening. I was more than a willing participant. I was indispensable. I kept Walter White out of Jail. I laundered his money. I lied for him. I conspired with him and I made millions.

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Saul: "I could've sunk my teeth into this."
Walter: "You'd have been the last lawyer I'd have gone to."

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Quantum mechanics? We're discussing that now? Stay in your lane! You are not talking about a time machine, which is both a real and theoretical impossibility. You are talking about regrets. So if you want to ask about regrets, just ask about regrets and leave all this time-traveling nonsense out of it!

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During incarceration, defendant Goodman to receive one pint Blue Bell mint chocolate chip ice cream every Friday for the duration.

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Jesse: "This guy [Saul Goodman], any good?"
Kim: "When I knew him, he was."

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I'm still out here. Still getting away with it. Feds couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a proctologist.

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So a guy with cancer can't be an asshole?? Believe me, I speak from experience.

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Saul: "You see an amateur, I see 170 pounds of clay ready to be molded."
Mike: "If the cancer doesn't get him, it'll be the cops or a bullet to the head."

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 11

Saul: "This Heisenberg guy has got something. It's top-of-the-line product. That's the buzz on the street."
Mike: "Years ago, I bought a Betamax, good product, top of the line. Experts said it was better than a VHS. Turned out to be a complete waste of time and money."

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I got more second-story guys in my book than pimples at a junior prom.

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At least I know they didn't spot you. No one could stay that aroused with your mug peeking through the window.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 11

Jesse: "You should've just let me drive, yo."
Walter: "Look, nothing would be different in this moment, except you panicking and flooding the engine."
Saul: "Fellas, I was enjoying the Laurel and Hardy vibe, but I'm not such a fan of the Bickersons."

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Look at this setup! What, you two drive around like Mister Softee, and scooping out drugs for all the good boys and girls?

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Saul: "What the hell is this? It's like James Whale's traveling roadshow in here."
Jesse: "Whoever the hell that is. But the Crystal Ship definitely travels."

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Crazy? I'll tell you what's crazy. 50-year-old high school chemistry teacher comes into my office. The guy is so broke, he can't pay his own mortgage. One year later, he's got a pile of cash as big as a Volkswagen.

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Let justice be done though the heavens fall.

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California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

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We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

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I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.

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Nevada Arizona New Mexico Utah

I have traveled to many places but have no desire to leave New Mexico.

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Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

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Screw the FCC! I'll go to the mat with those pencil-pushers! This is textbook freedom of speech. What could be more American than that?

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Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

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We all make our choices and those choices they put us on a road. And sometimes those choices seem small but they put you on the road. You think about getting off but eventually, you're back on it.

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Jimmy: "I love you."
Kim: "Ich love you too. But so what?"

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Apart, we're okay. But together we're poison.

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You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 11

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Wealth & Richness

Walter: "I have made a series of very bad decisions and I cannot make another one."
Gus: "Why did you make these decisions?"
Walter: "For the good of my family."
Gus: "Then they weren't bad decisions. A man provides for his family."

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Gustavo. When I looked into your eyes... hate. A little bit's okay. As long as you never forget who's boss.

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I'd invite you to stay as well, Gustavo, but I don't want my breakfast ruined by all the "ding, ding ding."

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You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

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What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

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Alvarez has been paying me for years. But you know what? I would have done it for free, because I hate every last one of you psycho sacks of sh-t! I opened Lalo's gate and I would do it again. And I'm glad what they did to him. He's a soulless pig. I wish I'd killed him with my own hands. And you know what else, Hector? I put you in that chair. Your heart meds? I switched them for sugar pills. You were dead and buried, and I had to watch this as-hole bring you back. So when you are sitting in your sh-tty nursing home, and you're sucking down on your Jell-O night after night for the rest of your life, you think of me, you twisted f*ck!

Ignacio "Nacho" Varga in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 3

Don Eladio, look into Fring's eyes. There you will see the truth. The Chicken Man hates you. He is our enemy. He plots against us. I demand blood for blood.

Hector Salamanca in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 9

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8

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Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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