Quote by Kyle Broflovski (about Luke Skywalker, Superman, Bugs Bunny, Imagination, Santa Claus)

Quote by Kyle Broflovski (about Luke Skywalker, Superman, Bugs Bunny, Imagination, Santa Claus)

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

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