Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?“Stan: "I know what did cause the flood."
Kyle: "George Bush?"
Stan: "No!"
Kyle: "Terrorists?"
Stan: "No!"
Kyle: "Communists?"
Stan: "Nein!"
Kyle: "Chinese radicals"
Stan: "Nein!"
Kyle: "Cartman?"
Stan: "Sort of..."Stan: "Oh, my God, they killed Kenny."
Kyle: "You bastards!"Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!Mr. Garrison: "Oh, for Pete's sake! What've you bastards done now?!"
Cartman: "Hey! That was Kyle that went number two in urinal!"
Kyle: "No, it wasn't, fat*ss... I saw you do it!"Stuart McCormick: "We don't have a Nintendo, we got a calico-vision plugged into the black and white TV."
Kyle: "Oh my god, this is like a third world country."Kyle: "Scary monsters don't eat big, fat, smelly bitches."
Mrs. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Kyle: "I said, Larry King won't grant me 3 wishes!" 
