The best Quotes by Kurt Tucholsky

The best Quotes by Kurt Tucholsky

Kurt Tucholsky (9 January 1890 – 21 December 1935) was a German journalist, satirist, and writer. He also wrote under the pseudonyms Kaspar Hauser (after the historical figure), Peter Panter, Theobald Tiger and Ignaz Wrobel.

You need lots of patience to learn how to be patient.

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Patience & Endurance

Let us enjoy life as long as we don't understand it.

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Life Understanding

It's great to share silence with someone else.

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It's too bad that wine can't be hugged.

Your own dog never makes any noise - it's just barking.

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One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

Felix Lobrecht

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Berlin Munich Oktoberfest

Berlin will live and the Wall will fall!

Willy Brandt - 10. November 1989

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German Unity Berlin 1989

Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.

Barack Obama

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Berlin - the greatest cultural extravaganza that one could imagine.

David Bowie

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You're crazy, child, you should go to Berlin.

Franz von Suppé

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Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich bin ein Berliner."

John F. Kennedy

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Freedom 1963 Berlin

People of the world - look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one.

Barack Obama

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History 2008 German Unity Berlin

As soon as you come into Berlin, it's over with peachiness and elegance.

Theodor Fontane

In the face of God, all people are from Berlin.

Theodor Fontane

These days, space is less dangerous than the streets of Berlin.

Wernher von Braun

Street Berlin Space

I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

You don't build a great castle just all at once.

Baker Mayfield

Patience & Endurance

Castle: "Do I look like a killer to you?"
Beckett: "Yes. You kill my patience."

Kate Beckett in Castle

Patience & Endurance

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Ciri in The Witcher - III - Wild Hunt

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Patience & Endurance Advantages & Disadvantages

Patience is what separates good hunters from dead ones.

Camille, the Steel Shadow in League of Legends

Patience & Endurance Hunting

Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

Pain / Nagato in Naruto

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Life Pain Hurting Falling down

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Pat in Silver Linings

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Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder.

Stephenie Meyer in Twilight

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Life Death Suicide

Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!

Dory in Finding Nemo

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Life Risk Safety

Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

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Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.

Albert Einstein

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Understanding Peace Volkstrauertag

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Søren Kierkegaard

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Life Experience Understanding

Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood.

George Orwell in 1984

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That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.

Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction

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To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves.

Federico García Lorca in Blood Wedding and Yerma

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Being Silent Desire

You don't talk much... I like you!

Ellie in Up

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln

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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

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Wine has its uses... like revealing someone's true colors, for example.

Rosaria in Genshin Impact

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The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

Mark Twain in A Tramp Abroad

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

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Wine Food Cooking

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

Marley & Me

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

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Humanity Gratitude Animals Dogs

I am NOT telling you to be aggressive! I am telling you to stay in control. Be calm and assertive!

Cesar Millan (Rudelführer, Hundetrainer)

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Josh Billings

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

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