The best Quotes by Kris Jenner

There's a lot of people that have great ideas and dreams and whatnot, but unless you're willing to work really, really hard, and work for what you want, it's never going to happen.

I don't have any cell service here and it's making me have a rash.

Costco is a passion. Costco is like a massage.

Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail.

Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, don't let boys be mean to you.

Don't judge someone's attitude until you've felt their pain.

Dress your best when you go to bed because you don't know who you'll see in your dreams.

Ask me a question about paparazzi, and I get so heated. And I feel so bad for young kids of celebrities. My nieces and nephews get yelled at, and I'm like, "You are yelling at a two-year-old."

You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.

It's always the people that know the least about you that want to judge you the most.

I'll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It's like a floatation device.

I think as long as you learn from your mistakes and don't make them over and over again, you're on the right path.

I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when I'm naked most of the time.

Are you pregnant or are you just hungry?

Kim: "Did you guys know I'm the most Googled person this week?"
Khloé: "That's because she Googles herself."

Ever since Kim called me a troll, I love using that word.

Fashion is so subjective, and I think it should be playful.

I don't believe in revenge. When people are bullies, it's because of a deeper-rooted issue. Either their family life is tough or they're being bullied by someone bigger than they are.

Of course, San Diego chooses not to regard the two cities as one. Talk about alter ego: Tijuana was created by the lust of San Diego. Everything that was illegal in San Diego was permitted in Tijuana.

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.

It's good to have a lot of once-in-a-lifetimes in your lifetime. If you get the chance to skydive, go skydiving! If you're offered a part in a weird Shakespeare play in San Diego, slap on some tights and rock out some iambic pentameter.

San Diego was fantastic. I think there's something about San Diego that is quite different than Los Angeles.

San Diego is the best city in the world.

Well, when I was a kid, I grew up in San Diego next to the ocean. The ocean was my friend - my best friend.

California has officially announced that jaywalking is now no longer a crime. So congratulations to the Californians who like walking places. This is great news for the six of you.

New Mexico. It's another state. I mean, it's like California, just less traffic.

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.

Helsinki may not be as cold as you make it out to be, but California is still a lot nicer. I don't remember the last time I couldn't walk around in shorts all day.

The apparent ease of California life is an illusion, and those who believe the illusion real live here in only the most temporary way.

I live in a world where there's magazines and blogs, and people feel like they are allowed to criticize me, and in the meanest way.

Kim, there's people that are dying.

Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect.

I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.

Obviously, as you grow up, no one's ever 100 percent proud of every decision that they've made, and that's OK. I think as long as you learn from your mistakes and don't make them over and over again, you're on the right path.

The more people that love you, the more people that are going to hate you.