Quotes and Sayings about Kneipensprüche

Never trust a bartender with bad grammar.

We pledged ourselves to each other in the middle of a tavern brawl. The whole place reeked of vomit, sweat and blood. It was so romantic!

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

Here's to the nights that turned into mornings,
and the friends that turned into family!

The less you have, the more they're worth. To friends!

Here's to the bullets that'll take our lives
The ba-tards that'll marry our wives
The wh-res that'll bury our sons
And to tomorrow... hope it never comes

Some ships are wooden ships but those ships may sink. The best ships are friendships, and to those ships we drink.

There are big ships, and there are small ships, and there are ships that sail the sea
But there's no ship like a friendship, so here's to you and me

Here's to courage, here's to honor
If you can't come in her, come on her

To rattlesnakes and condoms... two things I don't f*ck with.

If the ocean were beer and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up
But the ocean's not beer and I'm no duck
So let's take these shots and get f*cked up

Here's to those that have seen us at our best and our worst, and can't tell the difference.

Here's to p*ssy and gunpoweder
Live by one, die by the other, love the smell of both

Here's to you and here's to me
May we never disagree
And if so happen that we do
Cheers to me and f*ck you

To the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!

Here's to good friends and texting your ex and telling her you miss her
If she doesn't reply then just f*ck her sister

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

The truth can hurt. But lies are worse.

Desann: "Kyle? Kyle Katarn? You're the legendary hero that destroyed Jerec at the Valley of the Jedi? You look like nothing more than a bantha herder."
Kyle: "Well, you look like an over-grown Kowakian monkey-lizard, so I guess looks don't count for much."

Everyone gets scared, kid. Without fear, you can't have courage.

Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

The only true death is to never live.

What's in my violin case? Violence.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.