Quotes and Sayings about Kneipensprüche

Quotes and Sayings about Kneipensprüche

Never trust a bartender with bad grammar.

Kyle Katarn in Star Wars Games - Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

We pledged ourselves to each other in the middle of a tavern brawl. The whole place reeked of vomit, sweat and blood. It was so romantic!

Xayah, the Rebel in League of Legends

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

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The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

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It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

John Osborne

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

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Alcohol Intelligence

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2

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Knowledge Alcohol

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III

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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Frank Sinatra

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That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

Ringo Starr

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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Charlie Chaplin

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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

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Alcohol Beer Brain

No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

Jesse Swanson in Pitch Perfect

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Here's to the nights that turned into mornings,
and the friends that turned into family!

Toasts Festivals Raves

The less you have, the more they're worth. To friends!

Edward Nygma / The Riddler in Gotham

Here's to the bullets that'll take our lives
The ba-tards that'll marry our wives
The wh-res that'll bury our sons
And to tomorrow... hope it never comes

Some ships are wooden ships but those ships may sink. The best ships are friendships, and to those ships we drink.

There are big ships, and there are small ships, and there are ships that sail the sea
But there's no ship like a friendship, so here's to you and me

Here's to courage, here's to honor
If you can't come in her, come on her

To rattlesnakes and condoms... two things I don't f*ck with.

If the ocean were beer and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up
But the ocean's not beer and I'm no duck
So let's take these shots and get f*cked up

Here's to those that have seen us at our best and our worst, and can't tell the difference.

Here's to p*ssy and gunpoweder
Live by one, die by the other, love the smell of both

Here's to you and here's to me
May we never disagree
And if so happen that we do
Cheers to me and f*ck you

To the three rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

Toasts Marriage

Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!

Ireland Toasts St. Patrick's Day

Here's to good friends and texting your ex and telling her you miss her
If she doesn't reply then just f*ck her sister

May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you.

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

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They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

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The truth can hurt. But lies are worse.

Kyle Katarn in Star Wars Books - Dark Forces: Soldier for the Empire

Desann: "Kyle? Kyle Katarn? You're the legendary hero that destroyed Jerec at the Valley of the Jedi? You look like nothing more than a bantha herder."
Kyle: "Well, you look like an over-grown Kowakian monkey-lizard, so I guess looks don't count for much."

Kyle Katarn in Star Wars Games - Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast

Everyone gets scared, kid. Without fear, you can't have courage.

Poe Dameron in Star Wars Games - Lego Star Wars

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Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

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In a world without love, death means nothing.

Viego, the Ruined King in League of Legends

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Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Yone the Unforgotten in League of Legends

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Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Kayn, the Shadow Reaper in League of Legends

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The only true death is to never live.

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What's in my violin case? Violence.

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What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

Twitch the Plague Rat in League of Legends

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Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Evelynn, Agony's Embrace in League of Legends

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Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

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I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Mordekaiser the Iron Revenant in League of Legends

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My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

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