The best Quotes by Kleo Straub

Andi: "Girl or boy?"
Kleo: "She'll be a first-class agent, I hope."

Get lost now or I'll rip your head off and shit down your throat!

Uwe: "Where is she? Better not have screwed up."
Andi: "The Wall will come down before she screws up."

Petzold, dude, you're as drunk as a skunk.

The verdict is as follows. In accordance with paragraphs 96 and 97 of the Penal Code of the German Democratic Republic, due to the particular severity of this case of high treason and espionage, the accused, Kleo Jennifer Straub, born on September 2nd, 1964, is sentenced to life imprisonment.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.