Therapist: "You need to stop doing these weird things. Go out sometime."
Klaus: "I went to the park today."
Therapist: "There you go! I hope you got something from that."
Klaus: "[Opens up coat] This duck."
Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can't talk to the person I love. People still don't take me seriously. I wanna be numb again.Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy
The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 2
Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 2
If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you...Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, Season 2