Quotes by Klaus Hargreeves

Therapist: "You need to stop doing these weird things. Go out sometime."
Klaus: "I went to the park today."
Therapist: "There you go! I hope you got something from that."
Klaus: "[Opens up coat] This duck."

Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can't talk to the person I love. People still don't take me seriously. I wanna be numb again.

The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you...