The best Quotes by Klaas Heufer-Umlauf

Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?

You guys, everyone of you, will be die sometime! Was that a bad start for a funny show?

You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.

Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!

Well, I'm a demanding director. Back then, George Lucas wasn't like, "guys, let's stop shooting, the Ewoks are getting wet", back then.

Avril Lavigne is going to marry Chad Kroeger. And as you are kind of compatriot... is that something that you could imagine too, marry somebody really ugly?

I don't think I forgot anyone. But I might have forgotten underwear. Bye!

Left my livin' fast somewhere in the past
'Cause that's for chasin' cars
Turns out open bars lead to broken hearts
And goin' way too far

I can buy myself flowers
Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours
Say things you don't understand
I can take myself dancing
And I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than you can

I have to see myself naked! That's all that counts. If I'm not happy with my naked body, who will be?

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.