The best Quotes by Klaas Heufer-Umlauf

The best Quotes by Klaas Heufer-Umlauf

Klaas Heufer-Umlauf (born 22 September 1983 in Oldenburg) is a German television host, producer, actor and singer. He is best known as part of the duo Joko & Klaas, alongside Joko Winterscheidt.

Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?
Joko & Klaas - Circus HalliGalli vom 11.11.2013
You guys, everyone of you, will be die sometime! Was that a bad start for a funny show?
You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.
Joko & Klaas - neoParadise vom 13.09.2012

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Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!
Joko Winterscheidt in Joko & Klaas - Duell um die Welt, 30. November 2013
Well, I'm a demanding director. Back then, George Lucas wasn't like, "guys, let's stop shooting, the Ewoks are getting wet", back then.
Joko Winterscheidt in Joko & Klaas - Circus HalliGalli vom 14.10.2013
Avril Lavigne is going to marry Chad Kroeger. And as you are kind of compatriot... is that something that you could imagine too, marry somebody really ugly?
I don't think I forgot anyone. But I might have forgotten underwear. Bye!
Miley Cyrus - February 2024, Grammy Acceptance Speech
Left my livin' fast somewhere in the past
'Cause that's for chasin' cars
Turns out open bars lead to broken hearts
And goin' way too far
Miley Cyrus - Used To Be Young, Album: Endless Summer Vacation
I can buy myself flowers
Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours
Say things you don't understand
I can take myself dancing
And I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than you can
Miley Cyrus - Flowers, Album: Endless Summer Vacation
I have to see myself naked! That's all that counts. If I'm not happy with my naked body, who will be?
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight - Boeing

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