The best Quotes from the Kitchen

Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don't fall at least 10 times, then you're not skiing hard enough.

Alan: "Charlie, there's a half naked woman in our kitchen!"
Charlie: "Which half?"

Marshall: "Let the dinnertainment begin!"
Barney: "That reminds me there's this other restaurant we should try sometime. What they do is, they cook you a meal, in a little room called a 'kitchen'."