The best Quotes by Kinky Friedman

The best Quotes by Kinky Friedman

Richard Samet "Kinky" Friedman (born November 1, 1944) is an American singer, songwriter, novelist, humorist, politician, and former columnist for Texas Monthly who styles himself in the mold of popular American satirists Will Rogers and Mark Twain.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty Alcohol Beer

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

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Love Money Animals Dogs

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Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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A man only learns in two ways: one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

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Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

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You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

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Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.

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Or take me away like a bullet from Kurt Cobain, suicide
I'm from a windy city like Do or Die

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You can leave Chicago, but it will never leave you.

Village idiot? Hello, Chicago is a city, not a village, and the best city in the world!

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Looking at Chicago from outside the city in daylight is one of the most depressing sights in the world.

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Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."

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The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.

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Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.

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When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, he gets right back on. That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan, right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.

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Meemaw: "Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat."

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Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."

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She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.

Beauty and the Beast

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Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it just takes the right guy to see it.

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

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I am not gay. Although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes.

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Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

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Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

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The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

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It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

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You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes, you close your window. So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.

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As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

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If you lose money you lose much,
If you lose friends you lose more,
If you lose faith you lose all.

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Trust Money Friendship

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water logged stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?

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