The best Quotes from the Kingsman movies

The best Quotes from the Kingsman movies

Here you can find the best Quotes from Kingsman: The Secret Service, Kingsman: The Golden Circle and Kingsman: The Blue Blood, aswell as from The King's Man, a spinoff movie that was released in December 2021.

Just know that having something to lose is what makes life worth living.
Harry Hart in Kingsman - The Golden Circle
Let's end this as gentlemen. After all, manners maketh man.
Shepherd in Kingsman - The King's Man
Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.
Merlin in Kingsman - The Golden Circle
Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson!
Harry Hart in Kingsman - The Secret Service
A suit is the modern gentleman's armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.
Harry Hart in Kingsman - The Secret Service
Small things can grow into big problems.
Duke of Oxford in Kingsman - The King's Man
Kingsman, world's finest tailor. But now we're going into the spy business.
Duke of Oxford in Kingsman - The King's Man
Bent double,
like old beggars under sacks.

coughing like hags,
we cursed through sludge.

Till on the haunting flare,
we turned our backs.
And towards our distant rest,
began to trudge.

Men marched asleep.
Many had lost their boots,
but limped on,

All went lame,
all blind.
Drunk with fatigue,
deaf even to the hoots,
of tired outstripped,
that dropped behind.

[poem interruption]

If in some smothering dreams,
you too could pace,
behind the wagon,
that we flung him in.

And watch the white eyes,
writhing in his face.

His hanging face,
like a devil's sick of sin.

If you could hear at every jolt,
the blood,
come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
obscene as cancer,
bitter as the cud,
of vile,
incurable sores,
on innocent tongues.

My friend,
you would not tell,
with such high zest to children ardent for,
some desperate glory.

The old Lie:
Dulce et decorum est.
Pro patria mori.
It is sweet and proper,
to die for one's country.
Orlando Duke of Oxford in Kingsman - The King's Man
Conrad Oxford: "What is it that you Russians do that an Englishman can enjoy?"
Grigori Rasputin: "Well, everything. Food, music, ballet, tobacco, art. But most of all, we like to f*ck like tigers."
Kingsman - The King's Man
Your excessive need to protect me will not redeem your failure to protect mother.
Conrad Oxford in Kingsman - The King's Man
Our enemies think we are gentlemen, but reputation is what people think of you. Character is what you are.
Duke of Oxford in Kingsman - The King's Man
Polly: "Did you forget your manners?"
Duke of Oxford: "Guilty as charged."
Duke of Oxford in Kingsman - The King's Man
Valentine: "Is he dead?"
Gazelle: "That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head."
Gazelle in Kingsman - The Secret Service
Throughout time, our people robbed, lied, and killed. Until one day, we found ourselves noblemen. But that nobility never came from chivalry. It came from being tough and ruthless.
Duke of Oxford in Kingsman - The King's Man
Listen, boys. I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is - and I'm sure it's well founded - I'd appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace, until I can finish this lovely pint of Guinness.
Harry Hart in Kingsman - The Secret Service
Valentine: "You know what this is like? It's like those old movies we both love. Now, I'm going to tell you my whole plan, and then I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape."
Harry Hart: "Sounds good to me."
Valentine: "Well, this ain't that kind of movie."
Richmond Valentine in Kingsman - The Secret Service
I always felt that the old Bond films were only as good as the villain. As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac.
Harry Hart in Kingsman - The Secret Service
Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.
Richmond Valentine in Kingsman - The Secret Service
Because my mum went mental, banging on about losing me as well as my dad. Then we wouldn't be cannon fodder for snobs like you, judging people like me from your ivory towers with no thought about why we do what we do. We ain't got much choice, you get me? And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses, we'd do just as well as you, if not better.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin in Kingsman - The Secret Service
The world is changing. There's a reason why aristocrats develop weak chins.
Harry Hart in Kingsman - The Secret Service
Gazelle: "Looks like a lot of people are going to die."
Valentine: "Do I look like I give a f*ck?"
Richmond Valentine in Kingsman - The Secret Service

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Merlin: "Well, yes, boy. In its way, I'd say it's the greatest force on earth."
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Develop your brain! There's the higher power!
Archimedes: "If the boy goes about saying the world is round, they'll take him for a lunatic."
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Merlin: "Yes. Yes, that's right, and it also, goes a-round."
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Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.
The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.
Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder.
Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Never underestimate the power of a very nice suit.
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Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."
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Statecraft is the art of attending to small matters as diligently as grand ones.
Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.
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Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
Every country has its own mafia. In Russia, the mafia has its own country.
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