The best Quotes from the Kingsman movies

Just know that having something to lose is what makes life worth living.

Let's end this as gentlemen. After all, manners maketh man.

Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.

Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson!

A suit is the modern gentleman's armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.

Small things can grow into big problems.

Kingsman, world's finest tailor. But now we're going into the spy business.

Bent double,
like old beggars under sacks.

Knock-kneed,
coughing like hags,
we cursed through sludge.

Till on the haunting flare,
we turned our backs.
And towards our distant rest,
began to trudge.

Men marched asleep.
Many had lost their boots,
but limped on,
blood-shod.

All went lame,
all blind.
Drunk with fatigue,
deaf even to the hoots,
of tired outstripped,
five-nines,
that dropped behind.

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If in some smothering dreams,
you too could pace,
behind the wagon,
that we flung him in.

And watch the white eyes,
writhing in his face.

His hanging face,
like a devil's sick of sin.

If you could hear at every jolt,
the blood,
come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
obscene as cancer,
bitter as the cud,
of vile,
incurable sores,
on innocent tongues.

My friend,
you would not tell,
with such high zest to children ardent for,
some desperate glory.

The old Lie:
Dulce et decorum est.
Pro patria mori.
It is sweet and proper,
to die for one's country.

Conrad Oxford: "What is it that you Russians do that an Englishman can enjoy?"
Grigori Rasputin: "Well, everything. Food, music, ballet, tobacco, art. But most of all, we like to f*ck like tigers."

Your excessive need to protect me will not redeem your failure to protect mother.

Our enemies think we are gentlemen, but reputation is what people think of you. Character is what you are.

Polly: "Did you forget your manners?"
Duke of Oxford: "Guilty as charged."

Valentine: "Is he dead?"
Gazelle: "That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head."

Throughout time, our people robbed, lied, and killed. Until one day, we found ourselves noblemen. But that nobility never came from chivalry. It came from being tough and ruthless.

Listen, boys. I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is - and I'm sure it's well founded - I'd appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace, until I can finish this lovely pint of Guinness.

Valentine: "You know what this is like? It's like those old movies we both love. Now, I'm going to tell you my whole plan, and then I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape."
Harry Hart: "Sounds good to me."
Valentine: "Well, this ain't that kind of movie."

I always felt that the old Bond films were only as good as the villain. As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac.

Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.

Because my mum went mental, banging on about losing me as well as my dad. Then we wouldn't be cannon fodder for snobs like you, judging people like me from your ivory towers with no thought about why we do what we do. We ain't got much choice, you get me? And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses, we'd do just as well as you, if not better.

The world is changing. There's a reason why aristocrats develop weak chins.

Gazelle: "Looks like a lot of people are going to die."
Valentine: "Do I look like I give a f*ck?"

A gentleman will walk, but never run.

You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

If you want to know if a gentleman loves you, there is only one true way to be sure. It's in his kiss. It's all there, in his kiss.

I think a gentleman is someone who holds the comfort of other people above their own.

Mercer: "What was I like in the other timeline?"
Grayson: "You were a perfect gentleman."
Mercer: "Well, that's boring."

A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.

Merlin: You know, lad, that love business is a powerful thing."
Arthur: "Greater than gravity?"
Merlin: "Well, yes, boy. In its way, I'd say it's the greatest force on earth."

Don't take gravity too lightly, or it'll catch up with you.

Everybody's got problems. The world's full of problems.

Develop your brain! There's the higher power!

Archimedes: "If the boy goes about saying the world is round, they'll take him for a lunatic."
Arthur: "The world is round?"
Merlin: "Yes. Yes, that's right, and it also, goes a-round."
Arthur: "You mean it'll be round someday."
Merlin: "No, no, no, it's round now. Man will discover this in centuries to come."

"Hockety pockety wockety wack! Odds and ends and bric-a-brac!" Be with you in just a minute, son. Packing's almost done.

Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder.

Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Never underestimate the power of a very nice suit.

The three biggest fashion mistakes are cheap suits, shoes, and shirts. Spend your money on something good.

Quinn: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits."
Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."

Statecraft is the art of attending to small matters as diligently as grand ones.

Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Every country has its own mafia. In Russia, the mafia has its own country.

I want to say thank you to each of you because we are together. And when we feel the reliable support of those standing beside us, Russia becomes one big family.

This country, Russia, has changed. Russia has become a real football country... where football has become part of the country's DNA and the culture.

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

I will escape for every innocent woman whose life was stolen.