A suit is the modern gentleman's armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.Kingsman: The Secret Service, by Harry Hart
Valentine: "Is he dead?"
Gazelle: "That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head."
Listen, boys. I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is - and I'm sure it's well founded - I'd appreciate it enormously if you could just leave us in peace, until I can finish this lovely pint of Guinness.Kingsman: The Secret Service, by Harry Hart
Valentine: "You know what this is like? It's like those old movies we both love. Now, I'm going to tell you my whole plan, and then I'm going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape."
Harry Hart: "Sounds good to me."
Valentine: "Well, this ain't that kind of movie."
I always felt that the old Bond films were only as good as the villain. As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac.Kingsman: The Secret Service, by Harry Hart
Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.Kingsman: The Secret Service, by Valentine
Because my mum went mental, banging on about losing me as well as my dad. Then we wouldn't be cannon fodder for snobs like you, judging people like me from your ivory towers with no thought about why we do what we do. We ain't got much choice, you get me? And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses, we'd do just as well as you, if not better.Kingsman: The Secret Service, by Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin
The world is changing. There's a reason why aristocrats develop weak chins.Kingsman: The Secret Service, by Harry Hart
Gazelle: "Looks like a lot of people are going to die."
Valentine: "Do I look like I give a fuck?"