The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.- King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 4
Zøg: 'I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women.'
Zøg: 'I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can.'
Leavo: 'Stone socks? 'Tis no treasure.'
Bean: 'I thought the liquid only stonified living things?'
Zøg: 'You don't know my socks.'
Queen Dagmar: 'Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral.'
King Zøg: 'Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit.'
Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'
Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.- King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9