Quotes by King Zøg

The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.

Zøg: 'I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women.'
Bean: 'Yes?'
Zøg: 'I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can.'

Leavo: 'Stone socks? 'Tis no treasure.'
Bean: 'I thought the liquid only stonified living things?'
Zøg: 'You don't know my socks.'

Queen Dagmar: 'Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral.'
King Zøg: 'Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit.'

Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'

Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.