The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.
King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 44
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Zøg: "I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women."
Bean: "Yes?"
Zøg: "I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can."
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Leavo: "Stone socks? 'Tis no treasure."
Bean: "I thought the liquid only stonified living things?"
Zøg: "You don't know my socks."
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Queen Dagmar: "Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral."
King Zøg: "Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit."
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Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."
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Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.
King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9Comment