Quotes by King Zøg

King Zøg is a character from Disenchantment

The best Series Quotes

The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 4
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Zøg: 'I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women.'
Bean: 'Yes?'
Zøg: 'I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can.'

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 4
 
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Leavo: 'Stone socks? 'Tis no treasure.'
Bean: 'I thought the liquid only stonified living things?'
Zøg: 'You don't know my socks.'

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 2 Episode 2
 
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Queen Dagmar: 'Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral.'
King Zøg: 'Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit.'

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 10
 
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Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'

AlcoholKing Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
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Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
 
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