The best Quotes from Kim Possible

The best Quotes from Kim Possible

Kim Possible is an American animated action comedy television series created by Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle for Disney Channel. The title character is a teenage girl tasked with fighting crime on a regular basis while coping with everyday issues commonly associated with adolescence.

Oh, nap time! You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.

Ron Stoppable

Shego: "You know, for someone who is supposedly a mad genius I'm not seeing much of the genius."
Dr. Drakken: "Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad."

Dr. Drakken

Mother, boy bands are cute. Brown Bear backpacks are cute. Ron as a cheerleader - not cute.

Sidekicks need to know their place… right?

Ron Stoppable

Jim Possible: "You're a rocket scientist! Can't you do something?"
Dr. Possible: "Well, I could put it in geo-synchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help."

Wait, you mean Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related?

Dr. Drakken

Can't spell inspiration without procrastination.

Ron Stoppable

You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?

Kim: "A naked mole rat? Ron, ever think about getting a normal pet?"
Ron: "Like what?"
Kim: "Something... not naked."
Ron: "Never be normal! That's the Ron Stoppable motto."

Ron Stoppable - Season 1 Episode 1

News flash, Shego. I'm a bad man.

Dr. Drakken

I think some serious physics just happened!

Ron Stoppable

You ever notice "Mankey" is a mere vowel away from "monkey"? Just an observation!

Ron Stoppable - about Josh Mankey

Shego: "Why are you dressed in that stupid costume?"
Kim: "You look in the mirror lately?"

Lord Monkey Fist: "What kind of a hero brings a baby on a mission?"
Ron Stoppable: "A baby AND a sack of flour!"
Lord Monkey Fist: "Ah, yes. That explains everything."

Dr. Drakken: "This is so your fault!"
Ron Stoppable: "What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?"
Dr. Drakken: "In the spirit of the season, yes!"

Dr. Drakken

This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!

Dr. Drakken

Professor Dementor: "Too late! My men have already unleashed... ze dachsunds!"
Bonnie Rockwaller: "We're supposed to be afraid of little wiener dogs?"

Yes, information? I'd like the number for 911 immediately, please!

Ron Stoppable

You were like "pow pow" and I was like "zap zap" and now you're all "boo hoo"!

Ron Stoppable

Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent... not Europe.

Dr. Drakken

Dr. Drakken: "I never joke about cocoa-moo."
Shego: "Cocoa-moo?"
Dr. Drakken: "It's uses are limitless! Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages..."

Dr. Drakken

Shego: "You're going to gorge yourself on corndogs and hork on Dementor again?"
Dr. Drakken: "That was last year and those were funnel cakes!"

Dr. Drakken

The knuckle dragging ying to my knuckle headed yang.

Ron Stoppable

Have I been placed on this earth to suffer?

Dr. Drakken: "Oh look, it's Kim Possible and her friend."
Ron: "Hello, I've got a name."
Dr. Drakken: "Which I can never remember."

Dr. Drakken

Good, then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion.

Ron Stoppable

Yeah I'd say I'm 30% serious, 70% mock.

So where are we in the Possible family Christmas Eve schedule?

Ron Stoppable

I don't do cakes. I don't bake them and I don't jump out of them.

Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to jack some kid's wheelchair!

Kim Possible, you think you're all that, but you're not!

Dr. Drakken

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