The best Quotes by Kim Kardashian

The best Quotes by Kim Kardashian

Kimberly Noel Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, entrepreneur and socialite. Kardashian first gained media attention as a friend and stylist of Paris Hilton, but received wider notice after a 2003 sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J was leaked in 2007.

I'll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.
I think as long as you learn from your mistakes and don't make them over and over again, you're on the right path.
I'm kind of shocked I'm getting a fashion award when I'm naked most of the time.
I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.
Obviously, as you grow up, no one's ever 100 percent proud of every decision that they've made, and that's OK. I think as long as you learn from your mistakes and don't make them over and over again, you're on the right path.
Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best friends.

Quotes about Kim Kardashian

I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian's arse.
Jimmy Carr - via Twitter
Thanksgiving is almost here and as soon as people realize how much money they have to spend on holiday gifts, their wallets snap tighter than Kim Kardashian's legs after the wedding check cleared.
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 10
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Are you pregnant or are you just hungry?
Fashion is so subjective, and I think it should be playful.
Kim, there's people that are dying.
Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect.
You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.
It's always the people that know the least about you that want to judge you the most.
Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, don't let boys be mean to you.
There's a lot of people that have great ideas and dreams and whatnot, but unless you're willing to work really, really hard, and work for what you want, it's never going to happen.
Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.
Don't judge someone's attitude until you've felt their pain.
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Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It's like a floatation device.
Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 2 Episode 2
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Max: "How old are you gonna be?"
Earl: "75"
Max: "Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger..."
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
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Hey, if you got a second - stop staring at my boobs!
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
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I wear knit hats when it's cold out. You wear knit hats 'cause of Coldplay.
You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn't know he's my dad.
And finally, you think this is the sound that gets you service. I think, this is the sound that dries up my v-gina.
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
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I'm gonna talk about racism now. And this is a straight white man talking, so pay attention!
Who's not gonna take the vaccine because they think it might be dangerous? Raise your hands! Now take that hand and slap yourself in the f*cking face!
Do you think we can convince them that slapping each other's face is the new high five?
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 7
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Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"
Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 11
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Don't wear makeup all the time. When you wear makeup all the time it clogs your pores.
I have to see myself naked! That's all that counts. If I'm not happy with my naked body, who will be?
But there are mistakes that are necessary. Sometimes you have to die a little bit to get back to live a little longer.
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It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
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"Little Sisters' Survival Guide, rule number thirty-seven," Skylar said.
"Scream before they hit you."
Jennifer Lynn Barnes in Every Other Day
Kim: "Did you guys know I'm the most Googled person this week?"
Khloé: "That's because she Googles herself."
I don't have any cell service here and it's making me have a rash.
Dress your best when you go to bed because you don't know who you'll see in your dreams.
The more people that love you, the more people that are going to hate you.
Robbie: "I'm Robbie."
Caroline: "I'm uncomfortable. You're getting me wet."
Robbie: "That's the point."
Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1
Halloween. The one day of the year it's socially acceptable to play dress-up. The only question is, who do you want to be? There are costumes to make men feel like boys again. Or turn little girls into queens.
Gossip Girl in Gossip Girl - Season 3
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It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.
Ray Embrey in Hancock
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I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
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You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world.
Joe Biden - Juli 2024

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