The best Quotes by Kim Kardashian

Obviously, as you grow up, no one's ever 100 percent proud of every decision that they've made, and that's OK. I think as long as you learn from your mistakes and don't make them over and over again, you're on the right path.

Failures & Mistakes Decisions

Having lots of siblings is like having built-in best friends.

Siblings

Quotes about Kim Kardashian

I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian's arse.

Jimmy Carr - via Twitter

Halloween Ass

Thanksgiving is almost here and as soon as people realize how much money they have to spend on holiday gifts, their wallets snap tighter than Kim Kardashian's legs after the wedding check cleared.

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 10

Thanksgiving

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Are you pregnant or are you just hungry?

Kourtney Kardashian in The Kardashians

Fashion is so subjective, and I think it should be playful.

Kourtney Kardashian in The Kardashians

Kim, there's people that are dying.

Kourtney Kardashian in The Kardashians

Being a mom is what life is about. I hope people realize what the priorities in life should be and know not everything has to be perfect.

Kourtney Kardashian in The Kardashians

You have your whole life to be old but a few years to be young.

Khloé Kardashian in The Kardashians

Youth

It's always the people that know the least about you that want to judge you the most.

Kylie Jenner in The Kardashians

Gossip & Rumors

Do your squats, eat your vegetables, wear red lipstick, don't let boys be mean to you.

Kendall Jenner in The Kardashians

Lips

There's a lot of people that have great ideas and dreams and whatnot, but unless you're willing to work really, really hard, and work for what you want, it's never going to happen.

Kris Jenner in The Kardashians

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

Kylie Jenner in The Kardashians

Don't judge someone's attitude until you've felt their pain.

Kendall Jenner in The Kardashians

Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It's like a floatation device.

Khloé Kardashian in The Kardashians

Ass Fat People

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 2 Episode 2

Instagram X / Twitter

Max: "How old are you gonna be?"
Earl: "75"
Max: "Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger..."

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Hey, if you got a second - stop staring at my boobs!

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Boobs

I wear knit hats when it's cold out. You wear knit hats 'cause of Coldplay.
You have tattoos to piss off your dad. My dad doesn't know he's my dad.
And finally, you think this is the sound that gets you service. I think, this is the sound that dries up my v-gina.

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Coldplay

I'm gonna talk about racism now. And this is a straight white man talking, so pay attention!

Jimmy Carr

Dark Humor

Who's not gonna take the vaccine because they think it might be dangerous? Raise your hands! Now take that hand and slap yourself in the f*cking face!

Jimmy Carr

Corona-Jokes Vaccines

Do you think we can convince them that slapping each other's face is the new high five?

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 7

Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"

Max Black in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 11

Instagram Hipster

Don't wear makeup all the time. When you wear makeup all the time it clogs your pores.

Tamera Mowry

Makeup

I have to see myself naked! That's all that counts. If I'm not happy with my naked body, who will be?

Kelly Rowland

Being naked

But there are mistakes that are necessary. Sometimes you have to die a little bit to get back to live a little longer.

Benedict Wells

Failures & Mistakes Breakup Beginning

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Character Decisions

"Little Sisters' Survival Guide, rule number thirty-seven," Skylar said.
"Scream before they hit you."

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in Every Other Day

Siblings Sisters

Kim: "Did you guys know I'm the most Googled person this week?"
Khloé: "That's because she Googles herself."

Khloé Kardashian in The Kardashians

I don't have any cell service here and it's making me have a rash.

Kris Jenner in The Kardashians

Dress your best when you go to bed because you don't know who you'll see in your dreams.

Kendall Jenner in The Kardashians

Meeting People Bed

The more people that love you, the more people that are going to hate you.

Kylie Jenner in The Kardashians

Robbie: "I'm Robbie."
Caroline: "I'm uncomfortable. You're getting me wet."
Robbie: "That's the point."

Caroline Channing in 2 Broke Girls - Season 1 Episode 1

Halloween. The one day of the year it's socially acceptable to play dress-up. The only question is, who do you want to be? There are costumes to make men feel like boys again. Or turn little girls into queens.

Gossip Girl in Gossip Girl - Season 3

Halloween

It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.

Ray Embrey in Hancock

Ass

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

Craig Ferguson

American Football Thanksgiving

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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