Quotes and Voice-Lines by Killjoy

Go ahead, call me tech support again!

Don't stress if I die, it was great knowing you all. Also, delete my hard-drive.

Cypher your homemade gadgets are so cute, remind me of some of my works in kindergarten.

You can trust my bots. They only messed up that one time and honestly, she won't miss that finger.

No, Brimstone. Remember, your screen isn't frozen, it's just locked. And no, the Internet isn't down, it's never down.

Everyone makes fun of German efficiency. Haha, just keep laughing as you use all my gear.

There's a Viper over there. What a shame to rid the world of that mind. But I think she needs to rest.

Reyna, I can see why you don't want any of my tech. You're scary enough without it.

The enemy Raze's tech is just spare parts and duct tape. It's a wonder she hasn't blown herself up.

Raze: "Killjoy, after this you wanna do some...tinkering?"
Killjoy: "Sure, but if anything explodes again, you are telling Brim."

I know that Killjoy's tricks. Wait, she knows mine! Hah, finally, a challenge!

Aha, the cool kid in class has some brains too! Impressive!

Breach, I wish you'd take my extra reactor coolant. Ugh, if your arms overheat out there, don't blame me!

Who's up, for a debrief!? Anyone? No one?

Let's see. Battles are won by geniuses. And I am a genius. Sooo...

Remember, your weapon is only a tool. You can't just shoot, you have to think!

Why is no one wearing the pulse monitors I gave you? Honestly, I ask for a few readouts and you think I'm Doctor Frankenstein.

Swarm grenades? Check. Killer robots? Check- oh, hah, don't worry. They're only killer when I say so.

Relax. I've already thought of everything.

I evaluated their strategy. It's a joke.

Don't worry, team. If you die, I have your memories backuped at base. Just kidding... or am I?

Okay, I put together some data on our last six combat missions, did you read it? Did anyone read it? Oh god, can anyone here read?

Don't die. If you need help figuring out how, just ask.