Quotes by Killjoy

Go ahead, call me tech support again!

Don't worry, team. If you die, I have your memories backuped at base. Just kidding... or am I?

Don't stress if I die, it was great knowing you all. Also, delete my hard-drive.

Cypher your homemade gadgets are so cute, remind me of some of my works in kindergarten.

You can trust my bots. They only messed up that one time and honestly, she won't miss that finger.

No, Brimstone. Remember, your screen isn't frozen, it's just locked. And no, the Internet isn't down, it's never down.

Everyone makes fun of German efficiency. Haha, just keep laughing as you use all my gear.

Okay, I put together some data on our last six combat missions, did you read it? Did anyone read it? Oh god, can anyone here read?

Don't die. If you need help figuring out how, just ask.