Quotes about Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)

Quotes about Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)

I'm KFC baby - you don't mess with the Colonel's recipe!

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 20

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Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs - send him to KFC.

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What Colonel Sanders is to chicken, Saul Goodman is to the law.

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 5

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Colonel Sanders

It's finger lickin' good.

(KFC)

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I feed truck drivers, millionaires all at the same table.

Colonel Sanders

If your guys had his meeting at KFC you wouldn't immediately assume he's sitting down with Colonel Sanders.

Steven Gomez in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 7

Colonel Sanders

Why did the rooster go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

Pamela Anderson

Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken.

Nora Ephron

Chicken & Roosters

Colonel Sanders, at the age of 62 tried to sell his chicken recipe and franchise idea. Before he heard the word yes, he heard the word no 1,009 times.

Colonel Sanders

Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and KFC to accept the things I can't.

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You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

James in The Princess and the Frog

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Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Ernest Cline in Ready Player One

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Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

Roald Dahl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 24 Episode 5

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Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Sylvia Davies in Finding Neverland

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Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

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Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

Quina Quen in Final Fantasy - IX

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I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

Malin Akerman

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields

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Wine Food Cooking

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Zach Galifianakis

Food Restaurants

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

Anna Kendrick

Food After Work

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Gru in Minions - 2: The Rise of Gru

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

Colonel Sanders

Wealth & Richness

I'm against retiring. The thing that keeps a man alive is having something to do.

Colonel Sanders

I've only had two rules. Do all you can and do it the best you can.

Colonel Sanders

One has to remember that every failure can be a stepping stone to something better.

Colonel Sanders

Failures & Mistakes

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

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Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 1

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Love declerations

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 3

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Breakup Beginning

Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

If you don't like where you're heading, there's no shame in going back and changing your path.

Chuck McGill in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

Burn rubber not gasoline.

(Tesla)

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You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

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It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

Pamela Anderson

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

Nora Ephron

Feminism Women's Rights Gemini ♊

I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.

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If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 17

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Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 7

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Friendship Relationships

Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 9

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Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

Lily Aldrin in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 18

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Quinn: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits."
Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."

Quinn Garvey in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 2

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Ted: "Robin and I already had our backslide. Last Thanksgiving, not even that long ago."
Stella: "Did you place a large bet against yourself?"

Stella Zinman in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 5

Barney: "You avoiding the family too?"
James: "I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."

James Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 3

Homosexuality & LGBTQ+Divorce

The baby slide right out, huh? It's like a 'whoosh', like a waterslide. [Lily screaming] Slightly painful waterslide.

Dr. Sonya in How I Met Your Mother - Season 7 Episode 23

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